lunch with a 3 foot Iquana
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- eyoto
So a few weeks ago i came home for lunch. Fixed myself a tasty tunafish sandwich whilst eating this tasty creation i hear my cat meowing and going absolutely nutts. So i look to see what was up. And low and behold there was a 3 1/2 foot iguana on my fire escape. Kid you not. Only in NYC
Anyone else with wacky NYC stories?
- unknown0
one day in band camp.....
- TransFatty0
harlem zombie story ?
or when i chased a guy who stole my bike in brooklyn ...
and got the bike back !
or meeting flavor flav at kinkos ?
wtf !
- dopepope0
One odd morning I was scrambling to get to work on time. I left my apt all disgruntled and in a rush when I passed this strange organic mess in the street. I had to stop and examine it. It was a huge snake that had been flattened by a car or something. A dead SNAKE in the street in NYC. A bizarre sight even for a city that has seen everything.
- unknown0
ok stupid story but it proves that you can die from smoking bbud
when i was 15, me and my two best friend rode the train to rosenthal a small city in netherland we went to some coffee shop and bought 50G of some bud called ""B52" (like the bomber and they fuckn know why they named it like that)
anyways the problem was that we only had 2 days to kill it (don't ask me why, but we had to)
so we smoke, we smoke, we smoke, i'm starting to hallucinate after the 5th 3 paper joints,
i get up to go get some food but i just couldn't control my legs and i kept on falling to the ground untilll i decided to lay there and not move
we cleaned the bud but i couldn't think straight for weeks after that
- Ctrl_Z0
yeaaaah boooooooy
Flava Flav at kinkos, now that is a story.
- SuperBig0
ok . . . here goes. .
This past summer I woke up on the front stoop to my apartment. . . BUCK NAKID.I had slept walked out side amidst my nekid slumber ( Its georgia . . it gets hot!!) . . .
anyhow i procede to try to kick the door in with no avail . . . i tried prying open a window . . . which broke ( still couldn t get in though). . .finally my upstairs neighbor heard the commotion and came to check it out. . .I was like HELPPPPPPP! . . . dude was like EEEEEEEEKK!
alright so dude threw me some shorts and let me sleep on the couch till the landlord showed up with the keys. . .F'n window cost $400 to replace.
And i always sleep with clothes on now.wooohooo!
- unknown0
I cant copy nuttin for ya man
- surfito0
i once ran into a dead horse.
it was actually the horses ass floating in the water.
- vacuumx0
*lol* i like fakeyou's story. don't smoke too much dude :)
maybe u can't remember next morning.
- unknown0
Hey Fakeyou...that is Roosendaal...a notorious place for drugs tourists....and a central hub for various trains...
I missed my last train there once...was not my fault....(and this is serious)...I wondered around the town looking for a cheap hotel to stay for the night when I heard strange bleepy noises from my ass....it appeared I forgot to lock my Nokia's keyboard...so my walking made it type certain things....I looked at the screen and it said (seriously) 66666666666666666666666666666666...
I was like: wtf?
and I thought: yeah, whatever...
found a cheap hotel (Merx) but they had no electronic means to pay the room in advance.....
..so I had to get back to find a bank to get me some cash, found one....got my cash out of the wall turned around and I was surrounded and asked to hand over the fuckin criminals my wallet....
I had no cash and and had to spend the night outside (damn cold)...but luckily I found a bunch of fanatic Bruce Springsteen fans camping outside a ticket office for the first concert tickets....they offered me half a bottle of Wodka to stay warm.....+ I heard the entire collection of Springsteen songs that nite......
weird friggin' night...
anyways:
avoid Roosendaal in NL.....weird things happen there....
- unknown0
"luckily I found a bunch of fanatic Bruce Springsteen fans"
that is not luck my friend!
- Redmond0
I used to see alot of rats when I went to work until they tore-down alot of derelict buildings in that area. As for where I live, squirrels, I cannot go outside wihtout seeing swarms of squirrels.
- unknown0
hahaahaha
no not for the springsteen part...yes for the free wodka, soup and bread!
;)
- BEEMO0
I was coming out of the subway after a late night at work (103nd St/Lex) and heard a lot of commotion on the corner. All the brovas were laughing, pointing fingers...then I saw this big nasty woman laughing, smiling, and pissing on the wall. Repeat: woman urinating on wall across from a subway station, people around laughing. Strange.
- BEEMO0
ok, another. first job in NYC was a help desk type thing. This one lady ALWAYS had some stupid shit. "My computer don't work an' I gotta lotta work..." Me, "make sure your mouse is plugged in next time." OK. One day she called me in a frantic manner, so I sighed, and walked to her office. When I walked in, Busta Rhymes was in there. I did a double take and said,"Busta?!" He was like, "yo yo yo, what up!" Turns out she was his girlfriend.
- unknown0
Busta Rhymes?
Now that's even better than meeting Flav!
- Ctrl_Z0
haha nice!
funny shit people!
- unknown0
Hahaha, I saw Eminem working at shift 6 at Starbucks the other day..
ok...
no
I was once again just kidding...
- BEEMO0
can't be true about M&M, he'd never sell out and work for a huge blood-sucking corporation like starbhucks....(he he)
- mikeim0
went to a house party in brooklyn and we were chillin on the roof when some dude across the street was threatin to shoot us cause we were makin to much noise...
but thats not unusual.