lunch with a 3 foot Iquana

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  • SuperBig0

    ok . . . here goes. .
    This past summer I woke up on the front stoop to my apartment. . . BUCK NAKID.

    I had slept walked out side amidst my nekid slumber ( Its georgia . . it gets hot!!) . . .
    anyhow i procede to try to kick the door in with no avail . . . i tried prying open a window . . . which broke ( still couldn t get in though). . .finally my upstairs neighbor heard the commotion and came to check it out. . .I was like HELPPPPPPP! . . . dude was like EEEEEEEEKK!
    alright so dude threw me some shorts and let me sleep on the couch till the landlord showed up with the keys. . .

    F'n window cost $400 to replace.
    And i always sleep with clothes on now.

    wooohooo!

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