lunch with a 3 foot Iquana

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    Hey Fakeyou...that is Roosendaal...a notorious place for drugs tourists....and a central hub for various trains...

    I missed my last train there once...was not my fault....(and this is serious)...I wondered around the town looking for a cheap hotel to stay for the night when I heard strange bleepy noises from my ass....it appeared I forgot to lock my Nokia's keyboard...so my walking made it type certain things....I looked at the screen and it said (seriously) 66666666666666666666666666666666...

    I was like: wtf?

    and I thought: yeah, whatever...

    found a cheap hotel (Merx) but they had no electronic means to pay the room in advance.....

    ..so I had to get back to find a bank to get me some cash, found one....got my cash out of the wall turned around and I was surrounded and asked to hand over the fuckin criminals my wallet....

    I had no cash and and had to spend the night outside (damn cold)...but luckily I found a bunch of fanatic Bruce Springsteen fans camping outside a ticket office for the first concert tickets....they offered me half a bottle of Wodka to stay warm.....+ I heard the entire collection of Springsteen songs that nite......

    weird friggin' night...

    anyways:

    avoid Roosendaal in NL.....weird things happen there....

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