people please...
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- NotByHand0
hahahahaha
- NotByHand0
you guys should see my 30.000 other threads...
* puts all content on desk in a perfect grid with 1cm distance from each other
- Jnr_Madison0
GFY's
- juhls0
Whenever we look at post counts, I just take NotByHand's count and divide by 2, at the very least.
- NotByHand0
okay, starting over...
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- emukid0
emukid was here
- Orbit0
I might make this my home for a while.
- Orbit0
Oh God. the angst. The fucking angst I swear to god. Just please shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. God almighty.
- Orbit0
Oh God. the angst. The fucking angst I swear to god. Just please shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. God almighty.
- Orbit0
My Wacom stylus finally got worn down until it was flat with the end of the pen. I looked online for replacements but couldn't find any. It seems I have to buy a new pen for hundreds of money. Instead I decided that as the nib is actually about an inch long with only 2 or 3mm needing to protrude, I would just find a way of boosting it by dropping some kind of chock down the barrel. In the end I opted for a 3mm piece of graphite which worked fine except the nib kept falling out. So then I stuck a tiny slither of masking tape up the side of the nib but it then jammed after tapping it, making tap-clicks impossible to unclick. So then I abrased the masking tape slither with the back of my nail and found the perfect balance.
It has worked well for weeks, but now I am double posting, selecting and deselecting instantaneously, and finding myself unabel to let go of elements that I am moving about my screen. I tis for this reason that I am also making double posts.
What interests me though is that other people also seem to be making lots of double posts this week. Its as though my faulty Wacom pen has a field of morphic resonance.
- Orbit0
I just had pizza delivered and I didn't tip the delivery drone. There was a tangible drop in pressure when he realised he'd made the journey for nothing. The smile died, eye contact ceased, the floor was observed instead and speech became mumbles.
Fuck him, its only bloody 30 yards.
I feel bad about it. I could easily have thrown him back one of the nuggets he gave me as change. Usually I would. My tip record was 100% until this. I'm not even sure why I didn't. I just didn't. I looked at the four pound coins he handed me and thought "A whole pound for driving a car 30 yards", and impulsively I pocketed it.
I will never be able to order pizza from there again for fear that he will spit in my food next time. If ever I do order pizza from there again I can already be sure I will over tip to compensate.
So he will be left with a very strange impression. Sterling service: no tip. Pizza with phlegm under the cheese... £15, cash in pocket.
- Orbit0
Fuck it. Ate too much pizza, and as a result I'm drinnking too much of the litre of coke that came with it. Feel like a fat bastard now.
- Orbit0
Shit, meant to post something in here and put it in another thread by mistake. Now I just have to find out where.
- Orbit0
Its been done before.
The most potent phrase of the early 21st century. Capable of destroying the human will but leaving all structures intact. Deployed against any attempt to strive for something under the misapprehension that it holds some originality of concept or execution. Devasting and yet classed as 'friendly fire'. It saves anyone the bother of having a dream, investing time and effort in it, and then finding out much later that it was all in vain.
Cruel to be kind. Its a very fine line.