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I just had pizza delivered and I didn't tip the delivery drone. There was a tangible drop in pressure when he realised he'd made the journey for nothing. The smile died, eye contact ceased, the floor was observed instead and speech became mumbles.
Fuck him, its only bloody 30 yards.
I feel bad about it. I could easily have thrown him back one of the nuggets he gave me as change. Usually I would. My tip record was 100% until this. I'm not even sure why I didn't. I just didn't. I looked at the four pound coins he handed me and thought "A whole pound for driving a car 30 yards", and impulsively I pocketed it.
I will never be able to order pizza from there again for fear that he will spit in my food next time. If ever I do order pizza from there again I can already be sure I will over tip to compensate.
So he will be left with a very strange impression. Sterling service: no tip. Pizza with phlegm under the cheese... £15, cash in pocket.