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    Your mum!! ;-)

    My mum (and this is a quick, short story) had to go into hospital recently. It's been a bit of an ordeal, but she had some breast implants when she was 19 because of a genetic condition we have in our family called Ecto-Dermal Dysplasia. It's a bit of a cunt as she never had breasts develop; neither of us sweat, have many teeth, hair is super fine and was pretty much gone by our late teens - so it's safe to say growing up wasn't always great.

    Anyway, she had these implants fitted when she was 19 and she's now 65. They've been leaking and making her poorly so needed to get them removed. The NHS specialist said they could remove them but wouldn't be able to replace them on the NHS, but considering they're ONLY SUPPOSED TO LAST 10 YEARS, it seemed wild nobody ever contacted her to see how they're doing after 46 years.

    She had the operation the other week after they finally agreed to replace them, but it's taken her almost a year to get them to operate - but thankfully it was all cost-free and kinda painless. She does need to wear some quite gross drainage bags for a few weeks though and she doesn't understand the idea of 'rest and do nothing'.

    So there you go, my mum had a tit job. That's the story!!

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    • Hope she has a speedy recovery mate.xxmort_
    • 46 years after? Incredible... Hope she get well soonOBBTKN
    • That's some madness. Hope she feels better soon. Should have got it free because they should have been replaced 3 times by now.PhanLo
    • Thanks. Bit mad isn't it? All she wants to do is decorate her living room as she retired a few months ago.Ianbolton
    • So when are you getting your implants?

      x      Nairn
    • I'm obviously being cautious mate. Surely they last more than 10 years these days? And can they deal with some big masculine hands fondling them all day long?Ianbolton
    • Hoping for an easy recovery for hestoplying
    • God damn, that is madness. Best to her.garbage
    • My family is ecto too. My sister and her kids got it real strong. I read that our disorder is thought to be the origin of the vampire mythos. Cheers, cuz.tbgoodwillie
    • ^ No way man. I don't know anybody else who has it outside of our family. Do you have any of the problems associated with it?Ianbolton
    • Tiny teeth some of which never fully erupted and I overheat, nothing like my sister. She passes now, but when she was a kid it was really hard. Its funny...tbgoodwillie
    • when I see an Ecto person they look so much like my family I want to say something. I saw that our most famous cousin, Michael Berryman, has written an autobio.tbgoodwillie
    • Oh wow, interesting stuff. Good to meet a fellow ED guy. How the fuck did Berryman last in the desert where temps get to over 100 degrees?Ianbolton
    • Guess I'll need to read his bio to find out.Ianbolton
    • Word!!! I need to go back to where my genes came from, cooler in Moray than L.A.... Keep cool.tbgoodwillie
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