Joe Biden of the day

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    If Joe drops out and Democrats need to pick a new leader, it can't be a politician, as they say in America, if only a good guy with a gun can beat a bad guy with a gun, then a good guy politically clueless entertainer can only beat a bad guy politically clueless entertainer.

    I present the candidates:

    Hulkster, rhymes with huckster, a real American hero!

    Gary Busey, a big conspiracy nut, he's got the chops for the job

    Terrence Howard, just like the republicans will burn all science books but for a different reason. Plus gets the black vote

    Hawk Tua girl, strike while the iron's hot, she'd be a big hit with foreign leaders and dignitaries, she'll get the woman vote or at least the skank vote which has historically low turnout
    https://www.cgwall.com/sports/wp…

    Dave Portnoy - already goes by El Presidente. Like Trump, uber rich talentless hack, one bit grifter everyone knows the rules

    • You left out Joe Roag’sRamanisky2
    • Hawk Tua girl gets my voteYakuZoku
    • Say what you will about Portnoy, he’s directly turned a few small pizza shops into cash cows for the owners
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    • There’s one in Brooklyn that no longer answers the phone for deliveries because they’re so fucking insane busy after Portnoy reviewed it
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    • lol I still watch every review. He knows nothing about pizza and probably less about sports yet he succeeds wildly despite himself. He's a likeable dude_niko
    • Haha it’s a funny thing to watch. Guy takes bite of pie and tells you what it’s like. Riveting
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    • Busey's the only one I feel sorry for, he's the way he is because of a motorcycle accident in the 80s that cracked his head open and literally broke his brain.garbage
    • The other three are just megalomaniac shitstains..garbage
    • Avey Tare is a Trumper??? Damn...CyBrainX
    • ^ Nevermind. I was thinking of David Portner from Animal Collective.CyBrainX
    • Don't forget Chachie, Ted Nugent and Kid Rock. What a trifecta of turds.CyBrainX
    • ^Wango Tango or whatever it is might be the worst. He's so pro-war and 'murica, but he actually shat and pissed himself on purpose so that he would be deemed..garbage
    • ...mentally unfit for the draft. What a warrior.garbage
    • im voting El Presidente!!milfhunter

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