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What's that? How did my day start? Funny you should ask.
Doing morning crunches on the bedroom floor with 10 year old son getting dressed near me. As I get to my last crunch, I rip a fart.
Son instantly kicks me in the butt, but the kick simultaneously makes a direct hit to the back of my balls. I roll over in agony groaning, he starts crying and apologizing. After 5 minutes of eyes closed, slow breathing, and cupping my balls, I ask him to not ever do that again. He agrees and goes to basketball practice, I ice my balls and start my day.- Monday was yesterday.
Stop that foolishness on a Tuesday!
Also: FUCKING OUCH.Continuity - lol, ouch. Do you ordinarily ice your balls to start the day tho?Nairn
- Some people pay good money for that action.hydro74
- Is your son named Damien?garbage
- I am dreading the day of the first proper kick the goolies from my little one. My sympathies.BuddhaHat
- hahahahmilfhunter
- HAHAHHApseud
- Doesn't want a brotherpango
- lolstoplying
- Monday was yesterday.