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    What's that? How did my day start? Funny you should ask.
    Doing morning crunches on the bedroom floor with 10 year old son getting dressed near me. As I get to my last crunch, I rip a fart.
    Son instantly kicks me in the butt, but the kick simultaneously makes a direct hit to the back of my balls. I roll over in agony groaning, he starts crying and apologizing. After 5 minutes of eyes closed, slow breathing, and cupping my balls, I ask him to not ever do that again. He agrees and goes to basketball practice, I ice my balls and start my day.

    • Monday was yesterday.
      Stop that foolishness on a Tuesday!

      Also: FUCKING OUCH.
      Continuity
    • lol, ouch. Do you ordinarily ice your balls to start the day tho?Nairn
    • Some people pay good money for that action.hydro74
    • Is your son named Damien?garbage
    • I am dreading the day of the first proper kick the goolies from my little one. My sympathies.BuddhaHat
    • hahahahmilfhunter
    • HAHAHHApseud
    • Doesn't want a brotherpango
    • lolstoplying

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