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  • NBQ003

    On a 8 hour flight

    • and the Parents of the Year Award goes to .......Ramanisky2
    • British touristsmonospaced
    • I've been on a flight with my mate who's son was like this. I wanted to strangle the little cunt. Kids should be tranquillised on flights like thisIanbolton
    • I second tranquilisation.
      Pity the economics of adults-only airlines/flights viable, like adults-only hotels and restaurants, though. That would solve problems.
      Continuity
    • *aren't viableContinuity
    • kill itnbq
    • 'Piriton' the anti hayfever/alergy medicine may cause drowseyness [wink]. Not that i've ever had to take a 3 year old with an ear infection to France.Morning_star
    • Dramamine also works.monospaced
    • I feel bad for everyone, especially for the kid. Something's definitely wrong.Longcopylover
    • You cunts were tiny cunts once, and yes people hated you too. But look at you now.robthelad
    • Lol! call the exorcist!
      4real... difficult situation. evoking nature, the parents would have smashed it to death against a rock; Humans are very special, though
      maquito
    • Thank the universe for generational constants.
      Also, none of us asked to be born.
      And no-one is forcing anyone to breed, muffin.
      Continuity
    • @robtheladContinuity
    • @rob: I never screamed or cried the whole time on 8hr flight tho. I was also never on a flight as a kid.NBQ00
    • this^maquito
    • Watch it again but thinking of Tazmaquito
    • We need Airlines that have planes only for kids & their parents. Problem solved.
      Imagine being a parent on that flight. My god. Full of crying little demons.
      Ramanisky2
    • Kid needs a good therapist. Really feel bad for him. Put on the headphone and watch a movie. A smelly feet would be a lot worst to deal with.Beeswax
    • This isn’t normal. I fly with my children and they don’t scream and act wild. So no we don’t need flights for kids, that’s just a snowflake bitch thing to say.monospaced
    • mono, it was a joke. Ehhh Nevermind.Ramanisky2
    • Was it?monospaced
    • Mm. mono's spawn are apparently the template for every other cunty brat, and that's that. The world at large thanks you for it.

      /s
      Continuity
    • Excuse me?palimpsest
    • Little boy is in distress. They usually pressurize the cabin before take-off. It could be that his ears were hurting. Chewing gum might have been the curemonNom
    • Excuse me? Just because I said my kids didn’t act like THIS in a plane for 8 hours doesn’t mean mine are saints. No need to be so obtusemonospaced
    • Oh I saw the /s which was hidden before. Ugh.monospaced
    • monNom, I've seen experienced flight attendants putting cups with icecubes in them over kid's ears to make it easier for kids.uan
    • Put on some big-boy pants and get some earplugs or noise cancelling headphones. What a bunch of babiesGnash
    • ^ who?maquito
    • Even a normal kid seated next to me on a flight is a pain in my ass. I would have blown the emergency exit.garbage
    • Pro tip: book the exit row. Good if you're tall, and they don't allow kids.garbage
    • Put on your big boy pants?!?
      if I’m paying $400-$600 to fly for 8 hrs the last thing I want is a child crying for the duration of my trip. FUCK YOU!!!!
      Ramanisky2
    • eh, I'm in mono's camp here - my wee kid's been a delight on the.. fuck, I think she's been on nearly 20 flights already (sorry, Gaia). Kid here's.. Not Normal.Nairn
    • I was on a flight to America with a kid about 8 rows in front making a moaning noise whole way. I wanted to punch the cunt. When we were getting off I walkeHAYZ1LLLA
    • past him. He was a severely handicapped kid. Felt bad.HAYZ1LLLA

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