Signs your getting old?

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  • garbage2

    Solo buckets at the court on the end of my block. I was bricking like crazy. I'm talking back rim, back rim, back rim. Basketball is one of my "I've been doing this since I was 5" skills.

    So signs I'm getting old? I measured my hands after a 4am session just because I had the yips.

    Yes my hands are disgusting, I already know this. I'm only 6'1", but somehow I have the same handspan as Kawhi.

    • i have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. signs i'm already oldhans_glib
    • lol, I just woke up to shoot some hoops before walking the hounds, and sucked so bad that thought "are my hands shrinking?"garbage
    • Are all your body parts proportional knowwhatimsayindrgs
    • lol no commentgarbage
    • https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
    • ^ lol. Handspan is a pretty big measurable when it comes to scouting. I was losing my handles / gathers so hard this morning that I walked back home..garbage
    • ..and measured my hand. Then I looked at the photo and though "Oh god, that's an old hand."garbage
    • Scouting? Handles? Gathers? WTF are you on about?Continuity
    • Prompt?utopian
    • my hands always feel like they are small when I hold my cock. But never when I hold balls. wait what..hydro74
    • @garbage
      It's like you're trying to explain to us how a plumbus is made.
      palimpsest
    • was waiting for this to be animated with the knife poking between the fingers.Krassy
    • what you talkin' about willis.zardoz
    • ewwww, peni fingersfadein11
    • This is one of the weirdest things I've seen on QBN. It's not only the picture, which is already a lot, but the attempt to justify posting it.palimpsest
    • And this is coming from a guy who posted a self-portrait with a piss jar and banana for (color) scale.palimpsest
    • lol, handles are how you dribble, a gather is how you pick up the dribble for a shot. The justification for posting is..garbage
    • ..I used to be really good at basketball, and I fucking suck now.garbage

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