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    You all warned me how dangerous it is to stand on a skateboard as an adult. Nevertheless, I put a model naked on a board.

    And it came as it had to come: She fell and tore one side open. I immediately drove with her to the pharmacy. It was in a small mountain village and the pharmacy was the only store that existed (next to an ATM in a wall).

    Inside, Corona rules were very strict. Access only with mask, barrier tape 1m from the counter. And as I waited for the pharmacist, I look to the right in this old village pharmacy and on the shelf next to the counter they displayed three modern vibrators.

    The pharmacist said the model should rather wear protection next time.

    The model is well now (this happened two weeks ago).

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    • You get my attention with a person “tearing open” and then immediately switch to mundane stuff about ATMs and pharmacy shelves??scarabin
    • Iodine.shapesalad
    • Did stuff fall out? Did she get stitches? Is there a scar? What did she fall on? Is her career ruined? Did she do a sick trick on the way down?scarabin
    • ^ lolYakuZoku
    • Did yell to her "Do a kickflip"?dmay
    • Pics?drgs
    • Did you get the shot you wanted? Is she gonna sue? Did you shoot the wound? Can we see?scarabin
    • It's kind of beautiful, because she's both a poser and a poser.garbage
    • yes she should wear protection and nothing else with a caption that says "I always use protection wink wink"Beeswax
    • @SimonFFM please never change and please write a bookKrassy
    • I'd like to see one of your models on a pogo stick.shapesalad
    • the bottom line: "The pharmacist said the model should rather wear protection next time." :Dsted
    • lol garbage poser poser hahahamonospaced
    • They sell cheap 'skate trainers' that wrap over the wheel and stop it from rolling. Just one on a wheel out of frame will keep it from slippingkoma_
    • 'Poseur' you cultureless swine.i_monk
    • Falling is part of skating. It just hurts longer now that we’re old menmisterhow
    • If you want to get more shots of models you can get 'ollie helpers' which are rubber things that go around wheels to stop board skooting away from you.microkorg
    • you could have one on the wheel(s) that are out of shot. https://www.surferto…microkorg
    • i get the feeling Simon can't comment on this any further because the case is still ongoing.scruffics
    • ^ lolSimonFFM
    • I asked her if she can skateboard and she said yes. It was a longboard to be precise, but the road was a bit nasty. She switched feet, therefore fell.SimonFFM
    • I offered to take her to a doctor and also paid for all the pharmacy stuff. We bought "water to clean a wound" and a lot of unnecessary things.SimonFFM
    • Everything is good between the model and me. Shit happens.SimonFFM
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