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  • TheGreatGlorpo17

    Things that I never expected to hear our company president (a woman) say:

    “Who keeps farting? Is it you? [gives evil eye to a heavyset man in our group] Whoever it is it’s so gross.”

    (It was me).

    • i wish i had your confidence.capn_ron
    • This is the most appropriate username, has a tinge of deception and the prestige.garbage
    • Followup question: What had you ate?garbage
    • Vega protein powder. It’s the xanthum gum.TheGreatGlorpo
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    • Was it a web meetingdrgs
    • If you don't hear it first, it's not cricket. Just a sudden stink is bad form, let it rip.robthelad
    • you let a homie take the blame?!?!? tsk tskpango
    • pwhaha. Lets blame the fat guy.milfhunter
    • The correct response to her accusation should have been: 'Fox always smells own hole first.'Continuity
    • And yeah, always throw someone else under the bus for a fart. This is the way.Continuity
    • It's always, always the vegans with the rancid breath and rotten farts.shapesalad
    • Actually, this reminds me of a shoot I was on in summer '21. I was sat cross-legged on the grass with the Senior AD, and we were talking about the dayContinuity
    • And I heard a sound coming from her suspiciously like a fart. 'Did you fart?!' 'No,' she replied. 'It was just my cowboy boots rubbing against each other.'Continuity
    • 'However,' she continued. And then she opened up with ... something ... from her arsehole that sounded not unlike a goose blowing through a vuvuzela. Shocking.Continuity
    • Her subsequent maniacal laughter was pretty unsettling, too.Continuity
    • @TheGreatGlorpo are u vegan?milfhunter
    • Not vegan. Just can’t do whey.TheGreatGlorpo
    • lol to this entire thread. And whey farts are.. next level so the room should thank you. You recommend this powder?garbage
    • Oh, whey farts make death smell like roses.Continuity

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