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Things that I never expected to hear our company president (a woman) say:
“Who keeps farting? Is it you? [gives evil eye to a heavyset man in our group] Whoever it is it’s so gross.”
(It was me).
- i wish i had your confidence.capn_ron
- This is the most appropriate username, has a tinge of deception and the prestige.garbage
- Followup question: What had you ate?garbage
- Vega protein powder. It’s the xanthum gum.TheGreatGlorpo
- https://media.tenor.…********
- Was it a web meetingdrgs
- If you don't hear it first, it's not cricket. Just a sudden stink is bad form, let it rip.robthelad
- you let a homie take the blame?!?!? tsk tskpango
- pwhaha. Lets blame the fat guy.milfhunter
- The correct response to her accusation should have been: 'Fox always smells own hole first.'Continuity
- And yeah, always throw someone else under the bus for a fart. This is the way.Continuity
- It's always, always the vegans with the rancid breath and rotten farts.shapesalad
- Actually, this reminds me of a shoot I was on in summer '21. I was sat cross-legged on the grass with the Senior AD, and we were talking about the dayContinuity
- And I heard a sound coming from her suspiciously like a fart. 'Did you fart?!' 'No,' she replied. 'It was just my cowboy boots rubbing against each other.'Continuity
- 'However,' she continued. And then she opened up with ... something ... from her arsehole that sounded not unlike a goose blowing through a vuvuzela. Shocking.Continuity
- Her subsequent maniacal laughter was pretty unsettling, too.Continuity
- @TheGreatGlorpo are u vegan?milfhunter
- Not vegan. Just can’t do whey.TheGreatGlorpo
- lol to this entire thread. And whey farts are.. next level so the room should thank you. You recommend this powder?garbage
- Oh, whey farts make death smell like roses.Continuity