UK is Fucked
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King Charle’s List Of Bed Time Demands!
1) His pajamas are pressed every morning
2) His shoelaces are pressed flat with an iron
3) The bath plug has to be in a certain position, and the water temperature has to be just tepid in a bath tub filled only half full
4) His valets must squeeze one inch of toothpaste onto his toothbrush every morning
5) His bread must be homemade
6) His fruit must be hand picked with a bowl of fresh fruit and fresh fruit juices
7) Six different types of honey, some special discounts, dried fruits and everything special
8) Along with his breakfast box, King Charles would send a truck to load and unload his personal possessions to the places he was staying
9) The bed, the furniture and even pictures of him must go along with at all times
10) Wherever the prince goes in the world, the breakfast box goes with him. He has six different types of honey, some special mueslis, his dried fruit and anything that’s a bit special that he is a bit fussy about.
11) His cheese and biscuits be warmed at a certain temperature at the end of meals and makes his staff keep a warming tray nearby
12) His own toilet seat and Kleenex Velvet toilet paper wherever he goes
Long Live the King!
- I listened to a radio 2 interview years ago with his keeper... puts the toothpaste on his brush so it’s just sitting there exposed. Disgusting fucker.kingsteven
- https://i.imgur.com/…Miesfan
- What a pussy.garbage
- Actually doesn't sound as ridiculous as some celebrities. I did read "bath plug" differently and can't get that out of my mind...formed
- God serve the king.shapesalad
- tbf, what's the point in being a king if you can't have a rider for every facet of your gilted existence?Nairn
- One further: What's the point of kings? He's just the geezer Mickey Mouse of the UK.garbage
- How many people do you employ for your morning routine? ;)OP31
- Why's their a Mickey Mouse and a fake castle? Entertainment, I suppose.formed
- Does somewhat tarnish the 'man of the earth' schtick he's tried to cultivate all these years. oh, charlie.Nairn
- dear, precious, jealous charlie.
you've got what you want, now rot in it.Nairn - To be fair, I have all sorts of things I like, and the way I like them. I just don't have somebody else that is employed specifically to do them for me.monNom
- If you didn't do this, it would be like staying in hotels for the rest of your life. That gets old pretty quick. I just want my own bed, my cereal, my jam.monNom
- On another note ... aren't ties and pocket squares supposed to be the same pattern or colour?
Tasteless, Chuckie.Continuity - My list would be much weirder..slappy
- Warmed biscuits? Sounds like a euphamism or medieval health complaint.MrT
- Billionaire doing billionaire things. And we are suppose to give a fuck when they don’t give a fuck.... Who cares! Let them go crazy.hydro74