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1-2 Punch for the parents of picky eaters.
Growing up, my best friend in the neighborhood had some shit parents. They would go to Sam's Club and buy him bulk Slim Jim's and candy, and that's what he lived on for the first decade of his life. This is no exaggeration.
I believe he was 12 when he unironically asked me "Dude, have you ever had chicken?" Took him to my Nana's for Sunday dinner (she was an amazing southern chef), and he was like Calvin at the table, puke faces and everything.
He then went on to try to kill me a few times, was institutionalized, and is now a crazy right wing god botherer.
Not long ago he texted me to ask if I'd ever heard about Panda Express and how awesome it is.
I guess what I'm saying is please feed your kids right, or they'll grow up to be homicidal Christians.
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- I agree but it could be tough, our eldest is like me and eats everything under the sun, tripe, chicken feet, tongue, you name it, my youngest is like his mom_niko
- and a pain in the ass lol. The blander and safer the better. Though I'm slowly breaking his will especially when mommy isn't around hehe._niko
- @cy lol, perfect.garbage
- @niko Yeah I think that it's important that kids learn to try new things early on. And also cooking is a vital life skill, teach em early.garbage
- I find that hunger is a good motivator for getting my one to eat food she aribtrarily decides to be picky about.Nairn
- Clearly, all he wanted was a Pepsi.kaiyohtee