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A couple of decades ago I had a shaved head and fell asleep on a friend's couch. Woke up in the morning and ran into the city centre to go to spend an hour or so walking around Hamleys scouting presents for my wee cousin.
It was only when I headed back that I phoned my friend who asked whether I'd cleaned off the word 'COCK' he'd written in big letters on the back of my head. Clearly, I hadn't
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I got him back a wee while later by shunting him out of the door at the last minute at some random station on the last tube home.The look of confused shock on his face as the doors closed was priceless and still imprinted in my memory. Delicious.
- I can picture all of this.monospaced
- That's amazing. Back in the day I had a similar night, but I was the deplorable party that drew a cock on the back of my best friend's neck.garbage
- Woke up bleary, and took a very long walk to a diner for recovery. She was a former D1 volleyball player that was scouted for the US Women's Olympic team.garbage
- It might have been the hangover, but that was the hardest I have ever been hit.garbage
- Ah friendship.********
- Lolscarabin
- Well played********
- Another certified classic courtesy of Nairn.stoplying
- A nice comb over would've been useful.********