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    My accordion-playing neighbor went on vacation and left his alarm clock set for 06:30 every morning (it turns off after one hour).
    Why can't this nitwit use his mobile phone, like normal people

    This is him

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    • Piss through his letterboxPhanLo
    • go to bed early, get up at 6.20am and go for a 1 hour run/cycle at 6.30am. profit.shapesalad
    • find the fuse box for the floor and reset his apartment.uan
    • 1. No letterbox
      2. 1 hour run at 6.30 would kill me
      3. His fuse box is next to mine and locks with a key      drgs
    • hahah wat a punchable face.milfhunter
    • don't be a cuck pussy, fuck that fuse box with a hammer
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    • Something tells me this wasn't an accidentAQUTE
    • pour piss into circular baking trays and then freeze to make <10mm high discs of piss you can spin under his door, leaving pools of pee deep inside his house.Nairn
    • lol AQUTENairn
    • Buy an accordion, master it, steal his life and livelihood.garbage
    • Or buy an alarm clock or three and plan a vacation for the day he gets back.garbage
    • Ha! Nairn ftwbezoar
    • hahah do what Nairn suggests and keep us updatedmilfhunter
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