Signs your getting old?
Signs your getting old?
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- bogue6
2 signs:
1- I turned 40 on saturday.
2- I will never sleep-in in my life again, because I will always have to wake up to piss at 4am.
- 47 here, 4am piss sounds about rightGuyFawkes
- Just don't open your eyes and when you're done run back so you don't lose the "sleepiness"drgs
- #dawnpiss started with me at about 50. not the best sign of getting old :)renderedred
- Go running an hour or two before sleep and go to bed a little dehydrated (not too much ;)Chimp
- time for your adult diaper?Krassy
- move your room to the bathroomESKEMA
- See I don't think either of those options work. As soon as my bladder says "I have to go pee" its too late, I'm awake.bogue
- what I need is a catheter slowly extracting urine from my body throughout the night.bogue
- Happy belated birthday, but also is #dawnpiss a thing?garbage
- HBDutopian
- Yep, the 4-5am piss... welcome to your 40snecromation
- read that as "I will never sleep with my wife again"VectorMasked
- i'm 30 and already have this problemmilfhunter
- Leave the light off. Piss sitting down, so you don't miss. Go back to sleep.jagara
- drink a beer after pissing, recovers the fluid and electrolyte levels in the system and helps getting back to sleep.uan
- Just cane massive amounts of speed and never sleep again.face_melter
- https://thumbs.dream…Nairn
- haha.. gonna try the speed thing tonight. Good call.bogue