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I make a lot of Edibles, like A LOT, I prefer the high of edibles over smoking it, though I do both. lately I have been wanting to make the strength of my edibles more consistent so a couple days ago I finally ordered a scale to weigh out my portions since down here in Mexico we buy weed by the kilo (about $80 US for cooking quality stuff) and these packed bricks can be deceiving when laying out your herb on a pan to decarboxilate n whatever. so anyways, my neighbors already think I'm some kind of drug dealer because I live amongst doctors, lawyers, hell one of my neighbors has a Ferrari f40 and our neighborhood is on the beach, & I literally live in the 1 house in that neighborhood whose house is the closest to the beach, all they see is me surfing and skating but they don't know that I have a 9-5 job as a developer for stateside clients working from home. Amazon normally delivers shit in plain Amazon Boxes but about 20 minutes ago my scale arrived NOT in an Amazon box, you can clearly see its a medium sized kitchen scale, I open my door to receive that package to find Amazon dude talking to one of my neighbors holding the scale in his hand and him reading the box as hes talking to my neighbor.
I have a friend I surf with used to sell Kush till one day (very recently) the cartel kidnapped him, tortured him for 2 days, told him to stop selling Kush to surfers then released him, I don't sell weed, I smoke it and eat it and give out butter bars to friends so they can bake their brownies, but now I have to worry about word getting out that I'm selling too, Thanks Amazon for deciding to save on cardboard this 1 fucking time.
- Ouch. Right up until the end there I was feeling quite envious!Nairn
- It's a kitchen scale :) Maybe it's time to invite your neighbors over for some distanced beer drinking so you can get to know them better.monospaced
- Also, huge dick move to narc on you for a kitchen scale.monospaced
- "Hello, is that the local drug cartel?"Ianbolton
- Would love to know your recipe though dude. I've making them for a bit and somedays I'm completely smashed out of my mind, others I feel beautifully high.Ianbolton
- Aye, me too.
I need to transition away from smoking.Nairn - edibles are the shit, 5x more psychoactive than smoking it, when it goes legal in MX (supposedly next month) i might start making videos on making ediblesGuyFawkes
- Livestream them so you can capture when the cartel breaks down your door. Mint the gif of your abduction, profit.garbage
- For those looking for recipes, coconut oil is the best/easiest by far: https://bit.ly/2NLYf…davey_g
- haha garbageGuyFawkes
- @mono yeah I should get to know them moreGuyFawkes
- Scale had WEED signs all over it or was just your face what made clear for everybody that it isn't for Coke? :D********
- answers door like: https://video-images…GuyFawkes
- This moldero?scarabin
- yupGuyFawkes
- ++moldero
- ^^GuyFawkes
- Oh cool. Was wondering where you went hahascarabin
- oh ffs, mold, you just made my universe one person smaller!Nairn
- $80/kilo, jesus. I wonder if you could get any other kinds of extractions off the stuff. What’s the hash like there?scarabin
- My friend accidentally killed a cartel member and ended up in mexican jail for several weeks. He had some fuckin’ stories about those guysscarabin
- This guy is a member of my burning man camp https://www.vice.com…scarabin
- You just wrote a TV show script. Kind of reminds me of war dogsHayoth
- @scarabin I never tried hash, a key of coke down here is $900 though I dont fuck with that stuff, (its been 20 years)GuyFawkes
- probably a good thing I don't mess with it, its too cheap and too pure, I'd be fuckedGuyFawkes
- I’ve been through a few 8-balls but could never get into it. God knows what was in it by the time it got to me thoughscarabin
- how's your friend doing?scarabin
- Hes good, doesnt sell shit anymore though, not even the stuff hes allowed toGuyFawkes
- Love edibles way better than smoking too, so does the wife, turns her into a vixen in heat lol but the new legal stuff from stores is shit_niko
- Damn @scarabin! I just read that vice article. Fucking nuts!lvl_13
- yeah we raised money with a kickstarter to help with bribes. it was pretty crazyscarabin
- dude with the F40 is a ranking cartel member?microkorg
- dude with the f40 is CanadianGuyFawkes