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What do you get a coworker for a gift swap thing at work with a budget of $20?
- fuck you, candy :)dorf
- Socksmonospaced
- Candlemonospaced
- small knife to stab u in the backgrafician
- but no, seriously, books always workgrafician
- Mason jar of assorted candy. Always a coveted gift in Yankee swap.monNom
- A nice water bottlescarabin
- A bottle of winescarabin
- A comfy throw blanketscarabin
- Moleskine and a Fisher Space Penscarabin
- A pocketknifescarabin
- Puzzles from here https://www.puzzlema…scarabin
- A google home miniscarabin
- bag of dickssted
- A solid fragrance (there are cheaper ones online, I like this one). https://solidstatefo…slappy
- some really cheap speed.face_melter
- Ceramicssrhadden
- A subscription to your onlyfansscarabin
- One of those photos of a PS5 that are so hot on eBay right nowscarabin
- Just give them the 20, wink, and point at your crotch.face_melter
- A blumpkinutopian
- A subscription to utopian’s onlyfans. And the other $19scarabin
- 20 copies of Maid in Manhattan on DVDscarabin
- A roll of toilet paperscarabin
- A specimen jar filled with sheep brain, tell your coworker it is the last known sample of Hitler's brain and you want them to join you in rebuilding the Reich.face_melter
- dick in a boxrobotinc
- Enough tools+stuff to do a lino print.shapesalad
- hmm would go with that utopian onlyfans :Dsted
- 8x10 print with a no-open clause. https://i.redd.it/k3…garbage
- I second socks. Wool socks are great gifts. Otherwise reefer.jtb26
- I donated £20 to Oxfam and they received a card saying the money went to a Goat or something. They looked less than impressed. Selfish cunts!Ianbolton
- ^ my clients send me such stuff every yearSimonFFM
- 200 pennies.Nairn
- you have office party during Covid? wow... everything is cancel over hereBennn
- Plantgreyandred
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- kittens.Nairn
- Kittens is the best answer. Get her a basket of kittens. Who says no to kittens?palimpsest
- whoever notices that they died in that basket :Dsted
- lap dance!zarkonite
- I've not participated in many of these things, but now I'm replaying them in mind, wondering at the reaction I'd get if I'd handed over three kittens.Nairn
- Thinking on it more - there are so many situations that could be entirely fucked up by the handing-over of kittens. Like, "Here, your problem now".Nairn
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