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    MAGA father-in-law comes by to visit. My skunks are on the porch, happily eating. Of course he freaks out and starts harassing them (because that’s how you treat animals). Dumbass gets himself sprayed by all four babies, then comes INSIDE MY HOUSE and tracks it everywhere.

    I swear to god; given a choice between making a sensible decision and sticking your dick in a blender some people will choose the blender every single time

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    • ...Says the guy who OWNS SKUNKS
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    • They’re wild, i’m just protective of ‘em. They’re harmless if you’re friendlyscarabin
    • people remove their scent glands and keep them as pets- they're supposed to be very friendly.sarahfailin
    • Is that the same father-in-law who just got stabbed at a black party?zaq
    • Yeah, he’s kind of a train wreck latelyscarabin
    • Is it any wonder this guy likes Trump? Dude got stabbed at a party, his daughter is married to a real live Satanist. And he just got skunked and HE is at fault.monNom
    • Poor fella. He must think he's living in bizarro world.monNom
    • yo, you still have that Nissan?mekk
    • He’s not wrong. Yeah, still doscarabin
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