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  • Nairn4

    I need to slow down a bit. I just texted a client "did you get my email about being in this free porn?"

    'free porn' should have been 'afternoon'.

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    Small iPhone and lousy predictive text. there's not much I miss about my Android phone, except the whole text entry thing... .

    • I already suspect her husband thinks i fancy her. He often comes in to check on her from the parked car if we chat too long.Nairn
    • haha (to comment above).fadein11
    • to both actually.fadein11
    • Hope you waited on a reply back before explaining?webazoot
    • For some reason this makes me think of one Seinfeld episode, where the girl says yes to menage a troisdrgs
    • "did you get my email about being in this afternoon?"omahadesigns
    • yes. i was waiting for her and she's not great with emails, so i texted her to check.
      astounding, i appreciate.
      Nairn
    • Twist: This afternoon's porn is free.garbage
    • @webazoot - d'oh! No, I didn't :)
      It was a quick LOL, a sustained Oh Fucking hell, then a quick text to apologise and laugh about it. t'fully she did too
      Nairn

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