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    There's an Amazon Prime package in the hallway shared between our own and two others, on different floors.

    It's been delivered to the entirely wrong address - I just checked the postcode, finally. It's been sat out there for about three weeks now. We had new flatmates upstairs and there;s a magazine subscription with four copies addressed to someone here lying out there, so I assumed someone was just entirely feckless.

    So. It's Amazon Prime, three weeks at least now.

    Do I just steal it?

    • 'had new flatmates'?
      No. New neighbours. wtf?
      Nairn
    • Partner says NO, because Karma. Personally, i'm believing a lot less in Karma, the older I get. Gut says No, of course.Nairn
    • I've decided. I'm taking the box for 'safe-keeping'. Won't open it for... weeks? Months?Nairn
    • It could be a dildo Nairn. Grab it!
      Amazon probably already sent out a replacement to the original people.
      PhanLo
    • you could always contact amazon and have them come pick it up and get it to who it belongs...PonyBoy
    • I could do that, yes. And that's where my conscious is leaning. But as much I'm also leaning towards doing nothing, and therefore taking it for myself.Nairn
    • also, it's been here for at least three weeks.Nairn
    • My partner decided.

      It's now back out in the hallway.
      Nairn
    • Chances are almost guaranteed they have it sorted out with amazon and already have a full refund.monospaced
    • 'zactly, is my thinking.

      Go Dildo!
      Nairn
    • Never joke with karma nairn, evaOBBTKN
    • Do you steal it, only if you're the kinda person that would have broken into their house to steal it. No. you personally deliver it, and sleep easy that night.shapesalad
    • The real address is about 3km away.Nairn
    • *conscience, not conscious.

      dolt.
      Nairn
    • Send it to me. I’ll unbox it for qbn.imbecile
    • What mono said. It’s likely been replace already and the poor delivery has probably been fired.Gnash
    • I’d open it, if it’s something crazy expensive then make the effort to find them. It may just be face-masks which would mean the sky gods heard youGnash
    • Perniciousi_was
    • Call Amazon. They will ask you to dispose of it. Too expensive to pick it up and re-deliver.monNom
    • One of the other flats took it today.

      *humph.
      Nairn

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