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- Nairn-1
Dogs.
I just exited my studio to find a wet dog shit on the floor. I don't have a dog.
I have an important client coming in a few minutes, so on-balance, it's best I just clean it up myself, rather than put off client or have client not see shit and drag wet dog shit all over my studio.
It's been decades since I had to clean up dog shit.
I fucking recthed like a motherfucker. Didn't help that I've only recently just finished a bowl of chili.
I'm genuiely surprised I didn't throw up everywhere.
Fucking dogs.
- Yuck. Homeless dude pissed on my store front door three minutes before a client showed up. LIVID.wordssssss
- I don't like dogs but that's the owner's fault.Fax_Benson
- If there was a god there'd be some kind of auto-karma system whereby a load of dogshit flies through the owner's letterbox as soon as you stepped in it.Fax_Benson
- Could we couch this as "Punches for shitty dog owners"?garbage
- Yeah. Punch the owner. Dog didn’t mean anything by it.monospaced
- worst thing about being a responsible dog owner is the amount of other dogs shit you step in walking your dog and ones disregarded in bags, the mind boggleskingsteven
- i had a guy walk over to me with his dog while picking my dogs shit up said "i don't know how you do that mate..." and then walked in to his house 2 doors downkingsteven
- there's always shit all over that fucking street and if my dog walks in it i have to wash it out of her paws ffs.kingsteven
- That's the worst. Being a responsible dog owner that lives near someone who just lets their dog shit anywhere, and then have a third neighbor accusing you..garbage
- ..of being the culprit.garbage
- Aaaand, there's another shit out there again today. I just had a client leave and come straight back in asking "Do you have a dog?". Nnngh.Nairn
- You have two options:
A: It's time for a stakeout.
B: A very angry sign.garbage