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    Things are getting weird in this office I'm working at... I sit in a bay of 4 cubicles and a new woman started working across from me. She's young, very attractive and built. Typically I just say hello every morning and keep to myself - I do that esp. If they are attractive.

    So now there is this nerdy dude that sits behind her and his job is to help her onboard and set up her system. They had small talk about wine on her first day, he's chatting her up, she's being nice and on her second day there is a 3 foot purple office Teddy Bear floating around and he put it in her desk, writes some welcome note on it and gives her a bottle of wine as a gift. Puts it between the bears legs like a phallus lol

    So over the course of weeks now, he keeps putting notes on the bear for her. Stupid puns, the bear asking for hugs, wanting "honey glazed donuts" she even leaves town and he writes something to the effect of the bear missing her... Pfft. Something like that... she's been somewhat of a sport about it but last Friday I saw her eyes roll a bit. Eek it's starting.

    Now 4 weeks later, this guy is not stopping, printing out messages on 8.5x11 paper and pinning to a 3 foot stuffed purple bear in the desk right next to me for this girl to react too. Literally daily. It's not my role to tell this nerdy dude about chicks but she just left for a meeting and he printed out another note about how the bear was sad because it's not in a meeting with her...

    OMG this is getting good.

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    • when he leaves, print out your own note but make it extra creepy and rapey!_niko
    • haha, I like the last line
      And yes, do what _niko said, DOOO EET!      Nairn
    • Just prints out your opinion on women and stick it on the bear :P that will do itpango
    • I think we're all a bit nerdy if we're into design in general. How old is that nerd?Maaku
    • I like that idea, I could put leather harness on the bear with the note that says he's switched teams!robotron3k
    • Haha Pango, "The bear thinks you have a nice rack."robotron3k
    • The dude is like 50, bald "Woody Allen type....robotron3k
    • bear wants to mate!ernexbcn
    • hostile work environment!see_bee
    • someone should throw the bear awayimbecile
    • Man I want to kick it across the room...robotron3k
    • That last line of your first paragraph... gold.ben_
    • put bear on his desk and printout a note: "Fuck off Nerd"shapesalad
    • Put a "FRIEND ZONE" panda on his desk.monospaced
    • Photograph him putting the notes on bear on her desk. email anonymously photos to HR and say there is a case of sexual harassment in its infinity.shapesalad
    • Lol mono!!! Brilliant.robotron3k
    • Now the girl doesn't come back to her desk any longer....robotron3k
    • you him whats his QBN username. surely he is one of usCALLES
    • Aks him whats*CALLES
    • persistence wins the game.umbee54
    • ^that sounds like harassmentpango
    • Haha Calles...robotron3k
    • If it is one of us, the circumstantial evidence points overwhelmingly to roboFax_Benson
    • I forgot to add "asking for a friend" above...robotron3k
    • so are you doing the friend zone thing or what?monospaced
    • wow that's so cringey. He must be an incel.NBQ00
    • two options 1) Invest in a bulletproof vest and wait for the rejection. 2) become his best mate and hope he warns younecromation
    • i like stories that you can picture so well!SimonFFM
    • Have a word with the guy. Say to him you've noticed he's made friends with her. Ask him about her....microkorg
    • .. and tell him you think she's hot and you're thinking of making a move so thought you'd ask his advice seeing as he's friends with her.microkorg
    • Or tell him you think he's hot, seduce him and make him your bitch. When the woman he likes sees that he's taken she'll jump on it. Everybody wins!deadsperm
    • Hahaha, damn I'm dying to take a pic of the purple bear w/the note but it would be on Reddit in seconds... I think he put her office shawl on it!!!robotron3k
    • Pics robo :) nobody will share ;)pedromendez
    • Lolol, the 3-foot purple Teddy bear is wearing a T-shirt of the multi-million dollar software we make, so tempted...robotron3k
    • i think you should give him his own bear and shower it with attentionimbecile
    • ..and cum.Nairn
    • definitely the second part...imbecile
    • Damn he did it again, another note. This one says, "SPB. Lonely and affectionate. ISO belly and foot rubs." She is ignoring this one but it creepy af.robotron3k
    • He mentioned yesterday that because it's a bear you could not complain to HR about harrasment.... Hmmm.robotron3k
    • Loooool please make picsNBQ00
    • bring in more bears. find a discount store and make a fucking sceneimbecile
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