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I got blatantly eyed-up by an older woman when I was mooching around the supermarket on my way in to work this morning.
She did multiple passes as I idled trying to work out what milk to buy for the studio (they've stopped selling the small form UHT milk I put a dropper's worth of into each cup - this has caused me some consternation this past couple of weeks - I can't justify buying a whole litre of UHT milk as I barely use 100ml over a week. I should get a fridge and just buy pints of real milk, but anyway). Then she very widely smiled at me, nodding her head slightly suggestively before moving on. Hey, not going to lie, gave me a small mental boost on an otherwise mundane Monday morning.
Now, I've just been sat here at my computer and looked down, realising that I didn't quite finish dressing this morning, so my shirt's been open down to the fourth button (not including the collar, obviously), with my manly jungle of red-raw ginger chest hair spilling forth voluptuously and enticingly. Also, my partner insisted upon helping me cut my hair the other week, but instead of the temporary trim I had in mind to crop it back a bit (it was flowing to my shoulders.. yeah, not great) she chopped off a good three inches, so now it's too short to tie back and too long to ... well, not look like an aging Hanson wannabe. So, on the walk in, post-shower, it was unintentionally slicked back.
i realise now, I kind of look like some early middle aged wannabe lothario. Perhaps she envisaged I was out looking for a good time and had some open top car sat outside, overly throaty engine waiting to roar in sexy-time unison with a hungry cougar.
Nope, just a sad poor fortysomething oblivious to outward appearance trying to figure out milk.
ho hum.
- Wait, you're forty-something? So the "cougar" flirting with you is over 50? lol get some granny action.NBQ00
- You should have asked her how her HRT is going..shapesalad
- have you checked your fly yet?hans_glib
- well if you're going to buy your UHT by the LITRE! like some kind of big-cheeseFax_Benson
- He didn’t even write “cougar,” he wrote “older woman.”monospaced
- It's the waste, fax - I bought one the other week and despite drinking upto 5 cups of tea a day, the level's not even an inch from the cap :(Nairn
- Last word, second from last main paragraph, mono.Nairn
- this post is approved by marychaindrgs
- Buy better tea - then you don't need the baby cow juice squeeze from a large mammals nipple.shapesalad
- If in LDN, this is good: https://www.theteaho…shapesalad
- and you really want to splash some cash, this is freaking excellent:shapesalad
- https://www.theteaho…shapesalad
- ^ can bought near the Covent Garden tourist Mecca.shapesalad
- oh yeah there it ismonospaced
- Of Course, you could try to source some Taiwan high mountain green tea from Alishan or Shan Lin Shi mountains (above 2000m = quality taste)shapesalad
- If you can afford only one luxury in life, let it be tea. Fly to Taiwan to source the perfect 'creamy','fragrant' slightly fermented green oolong tea's.shapesalad
- ^ the Taiwan teas bought online are usually shite if not bought directly from Taiwan.shapesalad
- er, no - I'm quite happy with the tea I buy and the way I make it, thanks.Nairn
- Fly to Taiwan to get your tea.
lol.set - yeah, and fly with Vietnamese Airways - they have new dreamliners, nice service and cheap flights. Hanoi is nice for a layover too.shapesalad
- i wore my shirt 2 buttons open from the neck when i went to work last week. after a couple boy band/fabio references i figured it out. terriblepockets
- ^ and yet it's ok for women to wear clothes exposing chest flesh. It's time men revealed the man carpet and stood up for our right to unbutton.shapesalad
- Have you considered having more milk in your tea?spunji
- OOH, no - there's nothing worse than milky tea. Not genocide in Asia, rampant Ebola in Africa, Paedophilia in Shetland - nothing is worse than milky tea.Nairn