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  My best friend is having a kid in a few weeks. He told me that after him and his wife, he wanted me to be next to hold the child. I'm a tad terrified.

  Full disclosure: I don't like kids. Never wanted em, never will have them, and generally don't like being around them. He's gonna be a great father and raise the kid right, but the whole sphere of parenthood is kind of alien to me.

  So yeah, parents of QBN, can I have some pointers on how to hold a newborn? Shit is scary.

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  • you'll be fine. just keep your nips awayCALLES
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  • just say "no thank you" and place it on the groundscarabin_net
  • lol scarfuturefood
  • just sit down and get them to give you the baby no risk of dropping thenmugwart
  • HAHA @scarabinbezoar
  • Yeah I think I like the scarabin method.garbage
  • you hold them by the scruff of the neck, just like a cat.. they also like being swung around above your headdee-dubs
  • haha scarabinFax_Benson
  • don't be a pussy ... just hold their head and support themmonospaced
  • Don't just hold them by their head tho...
    http://www.pirate4x4…pango

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