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    Headed down to my in-laws this past weekend. Haven't been there since Easter. Last time we were down my brother-in-law gave me a weed cookie he had made. I don't really smoke anymore and I never got around to eat it. I just stashed it in my bag.

    Fast forward to this weekend, I used the same bag to pack my clothes. Haven't opened it since easter and totally forgot about the cookie stashed in there. Well, my mother-in-laws dog (15 pound beagle mix) decides to go into the bag and eat a bunch of crap, including the cookie. I started to freak out, but didn't want to say anything just yet. Waited to see what happened. I felt terrible, but the dog who is usually pretty crazy gets super relaxed to a point where he couldn't walk. At first he was running around like normal, then he just wanted to chill. He got super hungry too and thirsty. My mother-in-law starts freaking out, thinks he ate some insulation or chemicals. I feel terrible, but i'm too much of a chicken shit to say anything still. The dog was totally stoned. Every time he tried to walk he would just go in circles.

    Long story short, the dog is fine. We ended up bringing him to the vet where they made him vomit. The effects only lasted 3 hours and he was back to running around. They still think he got it from eating insulation or something in there attic (He gets into stuff all the time). I still feel pretty bad about it though.

    • what's her humor like? she might laugh if she knew it was a weed cookie that chilled him out...?bklyndroobeki
    • good that it was 1 cookie :)bklyndroobeki
    • lol she wouldn't find it funny at all. My father-in-law might though, but i'm not going to tell him either.OP31
    • ya, the dogged lived, never fess upGnash
    • http://stories.barkp…Gnash
    • lol. dogged? fucking potato fingers..Gnash
    • you know what you should do, post it on a public internet forum full of bitter twats who have nothing better to do than get you in the shitautoflavour
    • ha my fate is sealedOP31
    • lol!scarabin
    • Ahaha..funniest story i've read in a whilesureshot
    • Party Animalgarbage
    • brilliant - like real life Meet The Parentsfadein11
    • Maybe your mother in law should not let the beagle in the attic?cannonball1978
    • next step, give your mother in law a weed cookiedmay

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