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    I live in Australia. My parents are away. I just went to feed the cat, ended up sitting down and watching some dumb movie over a beer or three. Get up to leave turn around and I kid you not there was a spider the size of a dinner plate behind my the whole time. This thing was the biggest fucking spider I have ever seen in my life, and I have seen a few.

    My parents and/or most people would likely kill it immediately. I could not end this majestic bastards life. I found a cake dish and caught it. It was fast as fuck, big fucker.

    As I run out screaching like a little girl to the balcony, I ran through another spider web. Threw it off balcony.

    My heart is still pounding. Happened 10 mins ago.

    Happy spider is now in the bushes. :)

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    • I just couldn't end its life. It was just there happy being on the wall. Who am I to end its life? I am glad I made that decision.rabbit
    • Good on you — i hate the fuckers too, but that doesn't mean i need to kill them. Mind you, here in the UK there's less chance of them killing me...detritus
    • when I moved in to a house in fitzroy north the end of the garden was full with spiderwebs, i removed the most of it and in the next morning i got this:
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    • http://i.imgur.com/I…
      i decided that it's better to pay for someone to take care of these things :D
      two weeks later got bitten by a funnel spider...
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    • Hopefully it remembers your kind act the next time it's walking over your face at 3am while you sleep. "This dude's cool... I won't lay eggs in his mouth"kona
    • I can't even imagine a spider that size. They simply don't make 'em that big here.monospaced
    • ^^ same goes for holland.sureshot
    • only one ^sureshot
    • Fair play. I only kill mosquitos... They're wankers.
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    • And fruit flies and mice, because if you don't kill one or two today, you're engaging in genocide tomorrow.detritus
    • Thanks for not killing it. :)sea_sea
    • Nope, nope, nope, nope, Nope, nope, nope, nope, Nope, nope, nope, nope, Nope, nope, nope, nope.
      http://weknowmemes.c…      elahon
    • Wrong link, of course.
      http://weknowmemes.c…      elahon
    • How on earth does a post like this not come with pics?SteveJobs
    • I read this in an Ozzy Man reviews voice, and it was the best.Al_dizzle
    • ^ YES, hahahaelahon
    • sted --- you got a funnel web bite??? damn! did your skin melt and you died?inteliboy
    • man that shit hurts like hell, but no. i'm alive :D hospital for 3 days and i got a hole on my thigh in a size of a mentos what healed in a month or so
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    • jeez, thats brutal.inteliboy
    • what kind of spider?bklyndroobeki
    • Sted, fuck you for making me Google search for what a Funnel Spider is. Jesus fucking christ, now I have the heebie jeebies. =( hahaelahon
    • YOU DIDNT TAKE A PICTURE???? WHATSWRONG WITH YOU!!!1!Bennn
    • i was too much in a panic i had to act quick i know i regret not taking a pic :(rabbit
    • thing was moving fast! like REAL fastrabbit
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