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Fucking bollock cunting arse face shit monkey piss-munger.
Left my wallet on the train.
- Did you downvote the money snake?********
- No money in it luckily, just means I don't have any bank cards until next week. I only bought that wallet a few weeks ago as the gf lost my old one in Malta.********
- Ok, so two lost wallets, now. Chain those fuckers to your jeans.Continuity
- I know. Though in my defence the misses lost the first one. Asked her to stick it in her handbag while we were at the beach...********
- ... and low and behold by the time we got back to the hotel it had disappeared. Luckily I kept my bank card in my shorts otherwise I'd have been fucked -abroad.********
- how exactly can you leave your wallet on a train ?d_gitale
- Would you like an explanation of the laws of physics?********
- I did the same thing yesterday. It was a new wallet as well. I had a passport card in there too. Just reorder everything and don't let the anger "set" insofakingback
- Or perhaps some notes on the fact that humans often don't scan every square inch of an area with their eyes, every moment of the day?********
- Or maybe some footnotes on the interaction between a wallet and a jacket pocket and how the wallet may possibly slip out?********
- ...but in a nutshell, because I'm a stupid cunt.********
- most upvotes you have ever had :)fadein11
- Would have been greater if your GF lost you wallet in Seychelles********
- I feel your pain sofaking. I'm not overly bothered just rather inconvenient.********
- Though next time I don't have a train ticket I'm going to use the 'I left my wallet on the train excuse'. It worked a charm.********
- I think the 'I'm going to kill you if you don't let me through right now' look in my eyes probably helped.********
- i once left the entire nine inch nails discography on a train :/scarabin
- I left a bag with two jumpers on the train once. Rang the station at the end of the line and it was there. Next night I went down to collect it with a friend...********
- got so pissed afterwards that I then lost my phone that night AND the bag that I'd just collected.********
- lol - as a kid I left brand new pairs of trainers 2 weeks in a row on a bus - my mum was furious.fadein11
- Haha I bet********
- ha! I read your first note above as "I don't have any black cards until..." and thought BLACK CARDS... BALLIN! Then I reread bank and I was like "ha, ur poor"kona
- lol********
- best thing I've read this weekcraigatkinson
- not much of a reader?Fax_Benson
- same here actuallyFax_Benson
- I dont carry a wallet.sureshot
- i use my gfs wallet********
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- Never should of down voted money dawg! Karmautopian
- Should have *********
- Did you downvote the money snake?