No kids, you can work weekends!
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- inkpink0
scarabin, i have 2 kids and:
you can still party - HELLZ YEAH
you can still smoke weed - YUP
you're still getting blow jobs from your girl - YES PLENTY
you don't have to find a sitter just to see a fucking movie - THAT"S WHAT KID #1 IS FOR
you can sleep at night - YES
you actually have money you can spend - NO
you don't have to wipe anyone else's ass but your own - NOT ANYMORE
you still don't know what diarrhea tastes like - UH NO
you don't have to watch dora the explorer - NOT ANYMORE
your sense of humor still consists of more than stupid puns - YOU WIN
you still don't know who hannah montana is - YOU WIN
you can get on an airplane without everyone hating you - SEE MONEY ISSUE
you can run into the store without worrying about someone dying in your car - TRU DATbut thanks for the laughs.
- pwned!ukit
- hey i'm on your side broscarabin
- great observations from a single guy... the pun thing is unfortunately kinda true.inkpink
- ah man did you guys see the latest max and ruby last night at 8pm on treehouse?...prophet
- it was so awesome... so funny.prophet
- and yeah i'll admit there was a period when the bj's stopped, but they come back, and you'll enjoy even moreinkpink
- "THAT"S WHAT KID #1 IS FOR" hahahajuhls
- lol, nicemoldero
- so many things true about this...duckofrubber