No kids, you can work weekends!

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  • inkpink0

    scarabin, i have 2 kids and:

    you can still party - HELLZ YEAH
    you can still smoke weed - YUP
    you're still getting blow jobs from your girl - YES PLENTY
    you don't have to find a sitter just to see a fucking movie - THAT"S WHAT KID #1 IS FOR
    you can sleep at night - YES
    you actually have money you can spend - NO
    you don't have to wipe anyone else's ass but your own - NOT ANYMORE
    you still don't know what diarrhea tastes like - UH NO
    you don't have to watch dora the explorer - NOT ANYMORE
    your sense of humor still consists of more than stupid puns - YOU WIN
    you still don't know who hannah montana is - YOU WIN
    you can get on an airplane without everyone hating you - SEE MONEY ISSUE
    you can run into the store without worrying about someone dying in your car - TRU DAT

    but thanks for the laughs.

    • pwned!ukit
    • hey i'm on your side broscarabin
    • great observations from a single guy... the pun thing is unfortunately kinda true.inkpink
    • ah man did you guys see the latest max and ruby last night at 8pm on treehouse?...prophet
    • it was so awesome... so funny.prophet
    • and yeah i'll admit there was a period when the bj's stopped, but they come back, and you'll enjoy even moreinkpink
    • "THAT"S WHAT KID #1 IS FOR" hahahajuhls
    • lol, nicemoldero
    • so many things true about this...duckofrubber

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