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  • fooler20

    cool super model story: I was eating at Indochine NYC and Cindy Crawford was sitting at the table next to us. I excused myself to use the bathroom and when I returned my friends friend had arrived and had stolen my seat closest to Cindy. As I was walking back cursing his name under my breath the waiter was approaching our table and tripped and spilled hot food and drinks all over the guy that stole my seat. The noise of the crash and guy made such a scene yelling at the waiter that everyone in the restaurant was staring at our table. That's when I walked up stood right next to Cindy Crawford and said "Well I'm glad I wasn't sitting there anymore" and she busted out laughing.

    Near death experience: Hit by 3 cars on my road bike, broke legs, pelvis, spleen and collapsed lung wearing no helmet. Almost bleed to death on the scene. Spent almost a year in and out of hospitals and in rehab and now you can barley tell and live an active life style.
    Plus I got an awesome annuity out of the settlement so I don't have to worry about retirement.

    • 1st on is nice. 2nd is really nice.kgvs72
    • 2nd one, maybe dumb q but would you rather have clean health than awesome annuity?
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    • stoplying, I'm healthier than most people, I jog, snowboard, mt bike, walk without a limp, I would have rather not gone through it yes but I get my mortgage paid every month by the asshole who hit me.fooler2
    • through it yes but I get my mortgage paid every month by the asshole who hit me.fooler2

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