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- slappy0
I'm shit at telling stories but fuck it.
Back in 1998 I woke up one morning by a impatient knock at the door. When I opened it there were 2 cops and two dudes in suits who presented me with a search warrant.
They then proceeded to turn the house upside down and they took my housemate Ambers laptop and financial records (and nearly my lime green imac).
While searching her room they uncovered her stash of french porno vids. They didnt tell me, they just neatly left them all in a line on her bed.
After they left, I poked my head in to her room to scope the damage and saw the vids so I grabbed one and put it on in the lounge. My other housemate Jo came home and she asked me about the porno so I filled her in on the details and we watched and smoked cigs until Amber came home.
Then Amber comes home and freaks out over the porno and calls me out for going in her room. Then I got to spit out the line I had been rehearsing in my head for the last hour.
"I didnt go into your room, the fraud squad did, your under investigation."
It was pretty great, she totally lost her shit.
Turned out for the best in the end, she was innocent then sued her company and got a 40k payout. Living with two chicks was fun.