Tales from the Strip...
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I guess i hafta share too. This is my only strip club story, from a few years ago. One of my musician friends met the drummer from War somehow. So drummer of War has a show in Vegas, but he's also booked another show in another city, a plane ride away. He's under contractual agreement not to book any other shows, so he has to keep it on the low low. He asks my friend to stay in his suite at Treasure Island and make it looked lived in while he's away for a day and a half rockin this other show. I'm the lucky friend who gets asked to roll with. End of the night our first night in Sin City, aroused from the sites and sounds of the strip, we decide to head to a strip club. Taxi driver suggests a reputable one. (i have very little strip club experience obviously) We roll in to this leopard skin black light world. So many dips. Old, young, short, fat, skinny and of course a few that were fine as fcuk. This one rolls girl by the only with glasses on (i wear glasses too) we both stare at each other for a hot minute. I pay for 2 lap dances from this girl with glasses,. (she is bomb btw) but then i realize if i just keep her talking while she's on my lap its like a free lap dance!! So i keep her talking for like 3 hours, till closing. She tells me her life story, which i won't tell here. I get her number, call her when i get back to LA. Crazy bomb phone sex, tells me she's wearing a bluetooth in the shower thinkin bout me. (yum P:) . A week later she drives to LA to go on a date with me Whoa. My friend is trippin, like "stripper's never do this" I meet her at bar by Knotts Berry Farm (far from my hood) play some pool, drink some beers, get in the car to take her back to her hotel. We end up goin at it like sex starved bunnies. She tells me to pull into this huge parking lot, and i end up doin loops at 2 miles an hour while she domes me. It was one of the best rock star moments of my short life. Invites me to stay in her hotel. We walk in and.... there's three really girls, 2 of which are her daughters and the other her 12 year old sister!! im like wtf in my head. I stay outwardly relaxed in my ead. We eat ice cream and talk while the kids watch cartoons. Shortly after she casually mentions that I should move to Vegas with her. And that i'd really like her kids. (!!) :o Needless to say the next morning i politely bounced back to LA and disappeared.