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  • blaw0

    Flying in the face of the angry masses, I still recommend a dog and a shotgun for home protection. A sword, regardless of the quality, would not be my first choice. Likely, not in the top five.

    • does the dog carry the shotgun or is it afixed to the dog in some way?7point34
    • Dude, I would NOT trust a dog to know what to do with a shotgun. Phooo!Spookytim
    • More of a "don't come in here" and "hey, dummy, wake up" role.blaw
    • fires when tail wags....oh boy.tasty
    • Astute observations. Never trust firearms to anything that eats its own feces.blaw
    • If fact, that rule alone could end the gun control debate once and for all.blaw
    • could the gun be modified to fire dogs into the face of attackers? like some sort of dog gun7point34
    • please understand that i dont mean a gun to kill dogs but a gun instead that creates projectile dogs7point34
    • You'd need an RPG and a house full of chihuahuas.blaw
    • I may have been off base with my initial recommendation. Perhaps a monkey with a box-cutter would be better.blaw
    • How about a dog with bees in it's mouth and when he barks he shoots bees?fugged
    • QBN award for best fucking ever side notes. "So funny I choked up my scrotum"
      - FD Roosevelt, yesterday.
      Spookytim

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