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Three nuns decided to quit so they went to the Mother Superior and said, "We don't want to be nuns anymore, how do we quit?" The mother told them, "Do something unholy and come back here in 24 hours." So the nuns left thinking, "What can I do that's unholy?"
The next day they went to the mother one at a time. The mother said tot he first nun, "What unholy thing did you do?" and the nun said "I stole a kid's bike." The mother said, "I guess that will do, go drink some holy water. When the nun did she wasn't a nun anymore and she left the convent.
The second nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The nun replied, "I slept with a married man!" The mother said, "Well, that's sinning. Go drink holy water."
The third nun walked in and the mother said, "What unholy thing did you do?" The third nun said proudly, "I pissed in the holy water!"
- google joke of the day?tasty
- hahaha what the fuck!? DRINK the Holy Water? Am I delving too deeply into this joke?********
- nope flavorful im as lost as you, you just beat me to the note********
- haha, I like the joke - it's just ... I mean if a Nun or Priest ever told me to drink holy water I'd tell them to fuck off.********
- "google joke of the day?" - tasty
Comedy Central Joke of the Dayblaw - You would not be asked to drink holy water. Nor would you best asked to commit an unholy act.blaw
- I was just trying to hook ol' vormboat up.blaw
- Just reliving my youth blaw. The amount of Hail Mary's, Our Father's, and other prayers were ridiculous, hahah.********
- i thought it was funny. i drink holy water every dayvrmbr