JOKES
JOKES
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A woman with no arms and legs sits o na bench in thepark and a male jogger runs by...she calls him over and asks him to give her a kiss, she has never been kissed before. He looks around soays "ok" and kisses her and runs away.
The next day same woman is on the bench and the man jogs by, "excuse me sir, would you please go down on me i've never had oral sex before..." he contemplates athen decides to be a good man and give her what she asks....he jogs off
The next day she calls him over and says wil lyou please fuck me, i've never been fucked and you've been so generous I'd like it to be you.
At this point the man picks her up throsws her in the lake and says "now you're fucked bitch."