Pirate Jokes
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a guy walks into his friends adult bookstore and the friend asks him to watch the store for a moment.
A customer walks in and asks "how much for the dildos?" The friend says $50 for the white one, $75 for the black ones. the customer buys the black one and leaves.
another customer comes in and asks "how much for the dildos?"
The friend says $50 for the white ones, 75 for the black ones. the customer buys a white one and leaves.A third customer comes in and asks "how much for the dildos?"
The friend say $50 for the white one, 75 for the black ones.the customer asks "well, how much for the red and white striped one?" "oh that one" says the friend, "that one is $150"
"I'll take it" says the customer.
A few moments later the shop owner returns and asks "so did you sell anything?"
His friend replies "yep, I sold a black dildo, a white dildo... and your thermos for $150"
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Did I mention one of the customers had a peg leg?