For a better tomorrow.
- palimpsest2
- what am i looking at? The map of Ukraine?milfhunter
- Proteins?i_monk
- flavored popcornnbq
- ephix4
blog
Welp, started university for "applied design" which includes things like design thinking, aesthetics, but more importantly creative entrepreneurship and ofcourse ui/ux. Being self taught I thought I'd see if there are any gaps to fill so to speak. Was daunting at first considering I don't even have a year 10 certificate but it's been fun so far, and the lecturer is an amazing illustrator. His style has brought back a lot of fond childhood memories. So far so good.
- hydro744
- now do Mohamed banging his 9 year old wifeGnash
- She was actually 6 when they married Gnash, I couldn't believe it so watched a scholar explain how hilarious it was that she brought her dolls to the wedding.PhanLo
- @gnash, why?monospaced
- @mono, maybe because critics and ridiculers of religion are selective and like a soft target.Morning_star
- lol, jesus weenis on the front pageAkagiyama
- Because it’s funny that Mohamed fucks childrenGnash
- Why do you care though? Why do you think people should pick one over the other?monospaced
- It’s easier to make fun of Christianity because we know more about it. Play on words, etc.monospaced
- Personally I think they’re all deserving of ridicule. But Christianity above others.monospaced
- Yeah, do that with Allah, faggotcrazyprick
- Allah is actually just Abrahamic God, he's the same guy. Big white guy in the skyPhanLo
- Jesus is Coming!fooler
- I know you have a soft spot for minor attracted people, mono. So I see why you feel that wayGnash
- Damn! JC was hung!futurefood
- slow clap futurefood_niko
- ..that's not hung in more than one way.garbage
- I meant he was hung up on breaking all the rules! teaching how to make love and suchfuturefood
- flolgarbage
- He's cum too soon, it's not Easter until next weekGardener
- The spirit of easter right there, it's all about pumpin'.PhanLo
- Allah, what a faggotcrazyprick
- I have a what, Gnash? You just making up nonsense about me? Fucking weird.monospaced
- Is that what Christians call pedophiles in their ranks, “minor attracted people”? No, no soft spot here for that.monospaced
- who would of thought that Hung Jesus would cause soo many issues here. He is just into BDSM, let the man enjoy!hydro74
- Sure mono, sure. Act all confused :)Gnash
- @hydro, posting such shit is simply a low hanging fruit. Try that with Islam.crazyprick
- I’m not confused, I very clearly am against criminal pedophilia and especially the conspiracy by the Catholic Church to cover it up. Now youmonospaced
- I think the bored conversation about how similar evangelicals of any faith or non-faith should get a room is over.garbage
- We need to talk about calling that silhouette as "hung". That's a short pencil Jesus is weeping with.garbage
- Garbage is a size queencrazyprick
- thought for a moment his chin/beard was his noserzu-rzu
- utopian7
- just referenced this this morning. said a coworker came to my house and kicked my dog.sarahfailin
- The ‘kicked my dog’ one had me in tears first time I heard it!dee-dubs
- “I’m Tarbash” ... man we used to get so high and listen to this entire CD.
Good times.Ramanisky2
- elahon5
Trailer Of The Day
Fucking-A, this looks goooood!
- Please please please minimize the cgi, especially with the critters... looks like face huggers are a bit over the top but I'll wait for more to pass judgementprophetone
- I really want this to be greatprophetone
- Like the intense, close-quarters suspense and action is probably going to be great so please god don't Dollar General cgi the critters and ruin everything, kthxprophetone
- In the talk with the director he says he had a cut that had no cgi in and it read pretty well https://www.youtube.…PhanLo
- I hope Scott didn't have too much say. Covenant and Prometheus shat on the franchise.i_monk
- This franchise needs a hard pivot into the new. This seems like the same old tropesrobotinc
- Not moved by this. It's a very short trailer of choppy cuts. Each is a call back to moments from the franchise. Doesn't suggest there's a great story to be toldHorp
- dead space game vibes...neverscared
- Another IP for Disney to massacre - Marvel have already fucked the comics into the outer beyond with a constant stream of absolute dross.face_melter
- Romulus? Is this a Succession mashup? Seems like more of the same from Aliens.stoplying
- After Covenant and Prometheus, a tonal/subject matter reset might be justified. And it's been 45 yrs since the original; most of the audience has never seen it.i_monk
- Don’t Breathe was a great premise but a terrible movienb
- It will be disappointing, as they usually are. Great CGI in a tight story changed cinema, doesn’t matter if you’re just cashing in.MrT
- PhanLo6
- lolYakuZoku
- beep! beep!utopian
- :-)PhanLo
- hybrid of tenet and mad max ..neverscared
- So ... I guess this is what I am now doing all afternoon.skinny_puppy
- Driving on the wrong side of the road of Australia ;)sab
- Lol amazing. Htf do you do upside down type?srhadden
- Tenet?jagara
- nb12
Suggest a good movie…
Script is so tight. Non-stop jokes and visual gags.
Is there a funnier movie than this?
- All Naked gun movies on this archive.org playlist https://archive.org/…nb
- https://m.media-amaz…Gnash
- I heard they are doing a remakeGnash
- 1. This should go under "Suggest the Greatest Movie."garbage
- The remake is with Liam Neeson. Should be a blast!Akagiyama
- 2. @gnash I thought you were joking. Liam Neeson?! Miss me with that. That racist fuck's feet can't fill the legend's shoes.garbage
- I'm actually on board with Liam Neeson he's equally intense and low key hilariousprophetone
- One of them talked openly about walking around trying to kill a black man, and the other literally has a fart joke on his tombstone.garbage
- I mean nobody can top Leslie Nielsen but anywayprophetone
- Politics aside, the only things they have in common are initials, gray hair and gravel in the throat. No way Neeson pulls this off.garbage
- Man, imagine condemning someone's work after death bc of a fart joke on their tombstone.cotton
- It will be shit, as I expect the Gyllenhaal Roadhouse remake will also be. Leave the classics alone, put writing before CGI and fuck off while you're doing it.MrT
- @cotton If you think I was condemning Leslie Nielsen in any way, I suggest remedial reading classes.garbage
- He used to sneak a fart machine onto morning shows because he hated doing them, and had "Let 'er rip" on his gravestone. Legend.garbage
- nb5
- Gardener6
recent vinyl finds
Well this is a bit of a turn up for the books, I have found that just about every compilation record that carries a well known name - such as Cocteau Twins, has been well documented and it's pretty much impossible to discover something unknown that no collector, DJ, record dealer seems to not know something about, this was until last weekend. I did a clear out of my mum's garage on Saturday to make up some boxes for a fair in Reading the following day. I came across an album I have no memory of ever having or even it's origins so I did a bit of research to find out more. I found absolutely nothing. I've had a couple of 7"s for years that are still a mystery but this album (pictured below) was something quite different. The label, the bands compiled on it, Cocteau Twins alongside punk band Conflict was very odd to see, but I couldn't find anything on Discogs etc so took it along to the fair and asked as many sellers as I could. I even bumped into Mark Lamarr who also drew a blank, none of the traders at the fair, some who are specialists in mid 80's Indie, Mute/Factory etc said they had never seen or heard of this album before. I rebuffed several offers too as it is probably worth something to the right collector and I would rather know more about it before passing it on. The labels show 4 tracks on each side, the labels and rear of sleeve may state this however... there are 6 tracks on each side!
The disc came in a black bin bag type inner sleeve with the Circuit logo on one side, the labels are printed as proper labels with performance rights details but no dates and the envelope sleeve has the Circuit logo embossed on the front. The label address on the rear is important as it is for the studio where Mute Records recorded the early albums by Depeche Mode, Yazoo etc. To add extra spice to the mystery when I played both sides of the record it actually plays Dionne Warwick's greatest hits.
So, it could be some bizarre art project from pre-Mute days, an in-house only promo (but I would have assumed the music would have matched the labels/sleeve notes. It's quite a mystery and I LOVE a good mystery record, I've dropped Mute Records an email about it in the hope they may know more but it is a curio that I needed to share in case anyone knows more and can shed further light on such a find.- when I worked at virgin/emi we created promo samplers like this all the time (must have done over a thousand of them in my time)Gnash
- unusal not to have a "not for sale / resale" line, or "promotional use only" - also doesn't have a DPRO number.Gnash
- coulda been a noob marketing manager who would have got shit after it was printedGnash
- You had me up to Dionne Warwick :D. Someone's degree work i'd guess.kingsteven
- Yes, the DW connection kinda spoilt it for me but I've never come across such an item as this beforeGardener
- PhanLo3
- willy wankers lolpango
- AI is destroying lives!
#willywanker was trending todayPhanLo - he lost his friends and wife because he wrote books with AI ?? WTFHAL9001
- “Published” and “books”_niko
- used AI for spell-checking? lies...sarahfailin
- BREAKING: He just got hired by the Trump team to assist in the Re-election Campaign writing!hydro74
- Good thing publishing and selling ai generated books is totally legal.monospaced
- HijoDMaite4
Vid of the Day
wow!
- Great tune to perform with :-)Ianbolton
- its music from the painting face dude.milfhunter
- Legit choreography and camera workHijoDMaite
- Dig the choreography, but the editor needs to stop overdosing on ramping.garbage
- jagara7
Punches For:
You know what's hard core, dangerous and frightening? Coffee, sparkling water and brewing companies. It's for the death defiant. Fucking cool. The names reflect this.
- Run by murderous biker gangs.jagara
- OK, chief.palimpsest
- "Murder your thirst"jagara
- hahafuturefood
- Prove your masculinity through consumerism!ideaist
- Bludgeon your bladderFax_Benson
- Rape the drynesscrazyprick
- Bareback Blendutopian
- Lol, had to look them up because that's some name-jacking. They sent some into space with Elon for pathetic promotion.garbage
- But also, there's only one Death Wish, and it is measured in inches, not ounces.garbage
- by bros for bros_niko
- The last one is a joke and it’s pretty funny in my opinion.monospaced
- Name jacking? Death wish is a common phrase and is used all the time for stuff.monospaced
- LISTEN HERE LIB TARD! .....I BUY THESE TO BE TOUGH AND HAVE FLAGS ON MY JEEP. STOP BEING WOKEhydro74
- That said, liquid death sparkling water is actually really good.dyspl
- @mono Have you really never seen Liquid Death? It's in every store and placed on every other podcast desk. Also Deathwish is a legend skateboard company.garbage
- I'm beginning to think you're 80.garbage
- liquid death was a good marketing concept imomilfhunter
- Yeah man, water is so metaljagara
- are these what they served in the gestapo headquarters across europe ?neverscared
- No I’ve not seen liquid death and no it’s not in every store. I come from the birthplace of skateboarding and I’m 44.monospaced
- What I meant was the design of water called death wish is a joke. Not that it isn’t real. Derp.monospaced
- Please fix the racist eyes on the bearded brewbezoar
- It's right by the Gatorade, you can find it in gas stations and any grocery store. Also please tell me you were born in California.garbage
- Because NYC is absolutely not the birthplace of skateboarding.garbage
- try new and improved "Wet Shit".mrAtor
- These comments should all be in the signs your getting old threadletterhead
- Never heard of Liquid Death? The brand is hailed in the ad/marketing world as a case study in successletterhead
- Everything they do for promotion/advertisin... is hilarious
They are on a pace to surpass Monster Energy in valuation
*Shakes fistletterhead - +100 @letterhead re: getting old threadduckseason
- Dangerous Man is actually a pretty solid midwest brewery... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
- "Liquid Death is no longer water from the Alps. The water is now bottled at the 3300 Artesian facility in Virginia."crazyprick
- the whole concept was death to plastic right? like these cans are valuable and recyclable unlike the floating garbage heap that plastic bottles are?_niko
- No, the concept was literally to make rock n roll tallboys. "How can we brand sparkling water as 'hardcore'?"garbage
- Double fistAQUTE
- I like Liquid Death as a brand. They make so many things right by just being different than all the other waters. It's a pure marketing showcase and it works.Longcopylover
- (I never drank one tough)Longcopylover
- It's all a way of signaling toughness for people who are so very, very not tough. Yeah, I sip lattes with skulls on them, don't fuck with me.jagara
- Ramanisky21
- what a prick. "you don't treat someone like that" while treating someone horrendously. Cancel culture works beautifully on influencers like thisIanbolton
- Christian Burns is his name, I think that lost him all his 'followers'
https://www.youtube.…PhanLo - ^goodRamanisky2
- LOL the last second he says "I just care about people"Projectile
- NBQ00-3
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My wings are black from all the dust and ashes that I picked up in hell. But I'm cleaning my sword, I am dusting off myself, licking the wounds. Bring it on.
- have you joined a cult?pango
- No pango. I am describing my inner world.NBQ00
- Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.palimpsest
- Is that your inner world Palim? Sounds magnificent. Being moisturised is a luxury that most people can only dream off.Ianbolton
- I thought you'd found 'the one' NBQ? The next one will defo be the one.Ianbolton
- Has nothing to do with my relationship status :)NBQ00
- Are you a larper NBQ?milfhunter
- lol, not really. it's metaphoricalNBQ00
- Andrew Tate's on QBN?Nairn
- So you’re an angel in this metaphor? lol, what’s hell then?monospaced
- QBN? lolNBQ00
- Are these Wu-tang lyrics?futurefood