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  • jagara7

    You know what's hard core, dangerous and frightening? Coffee, sparkling water and brewing companies. It's for the death defiant. Fucking cool. The names reflect this.



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    • Run by murderous biker gangs.jagara
    • OK, chief.palimpsest
    • "Murder your thirst"jagara
    • hahafuturefood
    • Prove your masculinity through consumerism!ideaist
    • "Quench your sober"Wordsworth
    • Bludgeon your bladderFax_Benson
    • Shatter your shitterWordsworth
    • Rape the drynesscrazyprick
    • Bareback Blendutopian
    • Lol, had to look them up because that's some name-jacking. They sent some into space with Elon for pathetic promotion.garbage
    • But also, there's only one Death Wish, and it is measured in inches, not ounces.garbage
    • by bros for bros_niko
    • The last one is a joke and it’s pretty funny in my opinion.monospaced
    • Name jacking? Death wish is a common phrase and is used all the time for stuff.monospaced
    • LISTEN HERE LIB TARD! .....I BUY THESE TO BE TOUGH AND HAVE FLAGS ON MY JEEP. STOP BEING WOKEhydro74
    • That said, liquid death sparkling water is actually really good.dyspl
    • @mono Have you really never seen Liquid Death? It's in every store and placed on every other podcast desk. Also Deathwish is a legend skateboard company.garbage
    • I'm beginning to think you're 80.garbage
    • liquid death was a good marketing concept imomilfhunter
    • Yeah man, water is so metaljagara
    • are these what they served in the gestapo headquarters across europe ?neverscared
    • No I’ve not seen liquid death and no it’s not in every store. I come from the birthplace of skateboarding and I’m 44.monospaced
    • What I meant was the design of water called death wish is a joke. Not that it isn’t real. Derp.monospaced
    • Please fix the racist eyes on the bearded brewbezoar
    • It's right by the Gatorade, you can find it in gas stations and any grocery store. Also please tell me you were born in California.garbage
    • Because NYC is absolutely not the birthplace of skateboarding.garbage
    • try new and improved "Wet Shit".mrAtor
    • These comments should all be in the signs your getting old threadletterhead
    • Never heard of Liquid Death? The brand is hailed in the ad/marketing world as a case study in successletterhead
    • Everything they do for promotion/advertisin... is hilarious

      They are on a pace to surpass Monster Energy in valuation

      *Shakes fist      letterhead
    • +100 @letterhead re: getting old threadduckseason
    • Dangerous Man is actually a pretty solid midwest brewery... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯duckseason
    • "Liquid Death is no longer water from the Alps. The water is now bottled at the 3300 Artesian facility in Virginia."crazyprick
    • the whole concept was death to plastic right? like these cans are valuable and recyclable unlike the floating garbage heap that plastic bottles are?_niko
    • No, the concept was literally to make rock n roll tallboys. "How can we brand sparkling water as 'hardcore'?"garbage
    • Double fistAQUTE
    • I like Liquid Death as a brand. They make so many things right by just being different than all the other waters. It's a pure marketing showcase and it works.Longcopylover
    • (I never drank one tough)Longcopylover
    • It's all a way of signaling toughness for people who are so very, very not tough. Yeah, I sip lattes with skulls on them, don't fuck with me.jagara
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