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- jonny_quest_lives6
Signs your getting old?
Kidney Stones are a thing... It's also the closest to death I have ever felt.
- they say it's more painful than childbirth. Did the pain come on the strongest out of the blue, or gradual?cherub
- Cuz if it did it suddenly while driving wouldn't you wreck your car?cherub
- Damn fuck that shitYakuZoku
- 12 years back, I found myself rushed to the hospital due to a kidney stone, requiring emergency surgery. Felt like death for sure.utopian
- did you think it was a heart attack or did it feel like a pea travelling up your pea hole?cherub
- been there. a few years ago. quite painful... @cherub: started slowly and build up over one hour... you notice it‘s not a heart attack bc of the locationa_aachen
- when you notice sth similar: drink lots of water, move a lot. chances are that the stone removes itself. if not call the ambulancea_aachen
- this is nightmare fuelcherub
- drink more water eat less saltmilfhunter
- Don't die.palimpsest
- They're awful. I've had 13, two had to be removed. :(Akagiyama
- Argh me too worst feeling ever. Need to drink more water, thanks for the reminder_niko
- Oh shit, hang in there. One of my homies used to get them, and it seemed fucking awful. It really is childbirth level pain, or at least seemed it.garbage
- I held his hand and looked the other way while he passed one, and I swear I thought he was going to break my hand as he birthed a stone into a toilet.garbage
- "Lay off the candy bro, I'm never doing this again"garbage
- @akagiyama THIRTEEN?!garbage
- BusterBoy4
Artificial Intelligence
I know almost nothing about python coding. So I asked chatgpt to write me a python script to detect certain instances of text in JPEGs and if found, move the JPEG to a different folder.
The fucken thing worked...with zero rewrites.
- Mangnentspalimpsest
- Legit the most useful thing you can use it for, one off scripts for highly specific tasks that would have taken you ages to do manually.kalkal
- grafician6
- lol WTF's an AI copywriter?_niko
- ^ LOL trueYakuZoku
- It's like saying I'm a cuck pornstar, someone else fucks my wife but I watch!_niko
- I make my own paper.palimpsest
- The AI is 3 guys sharing bunkbeds in India working 24 hours a day to do menu designs in shifts for £10 a layout.PhanLo
- Being young AND female AAANNNDDD (arguably) attractive didn't hurt either, eh?!ideaist
- niko, the best kind of pornstar
all the fun, none of the workautoflavour - I have two clients who use chatgpt to generate descriptions for their products.Nairn
- utopian4
Where The Fun ISN'T
Venomous flying spiders with 4-inch legs spread across East Coast.
The Northeast U.S. is bracing for an invasion of giant venomous spiders with 4-inch-long legs that can parachute through the air.
- Did they kill the murder hornets that were coming?lemmy_k
- "that can parachute through the air" WHAT??OBBTKN
- nope nope nopepango
- https://www.youtube.…Bluejam
- Bullshit story. These spiders don't fly. just an orb weaver.milfhunter
- ^ This. If anything weavers hate flying, which is why they literally stitch caution signs in their webs so that birds don't fly through their trap.garbage
- They make webs that can span several yards, and if they get a catch, they roll it, eat the bug and then eat the silk, restart.garbage
- If some dumb robin comes flying through, their morning's work is ruined. That's why they make the zigzags.garbage
- lodef5
making beats
https://danielhicks.bandcamp.com…
just released a couple star gazing ambient tracks.
different from my other stuff. keyboards and electric guitar experiments. piano and a voice synth.
- Nairn6
- DAMNIT!Nairn
- Double alienz. What you reckon to it?PhanLo
- https://i.imgur.com/…Nairn
- Oh, damnit again, lol. I should've refreshed.
Looks good! I think?Nairn - Looks well done, but same shit, new skin.wagshaft
- I'm inYakuZoku
- goddamn burke!prophetone
- Wow, someone built the ALIEN text shape by shape; nice to see GD in pop culture, eh?!
: )ideaist - Succession mash up with Kieran Culkin?stoplying
- SCREAMsted
- I'll even watch bad Alien movies. I think I've ranted on this before, but the original Alien 3 would have been fucking amazing.garbage
- Ripley's ship drifts into Soviet Space, and it boarded on station Anchorpoint. Turns out there's a cold war of which side can weaponize the exos first.garbage
- Massive experimentation, self-infection, nukes. They realize somebody has already created them as a weapon, and they are not capable of controlling them.garbage
- Written by William Gibson himself. The studio really missed out on that one.garbage
- Will there be another shower kissing scene and then the Alien appears between them and they have a threesome?NBQ00
- I love it. Wanna give them a cuddle.robthelad
- Swimming in the woother.milfhunter
- I know Fede and he a is a huge Alien fan; must've been pretty cool for him to work with R. Scott.maquito
- That's a.. very cool person to know. Said with all sincerity.garbage
- The Wooouh.ArmandoEstrada
- Gardener12
- neverscared5
- 10/10neverscared
- perfect curve..neverscared
- https://www.bbc.com/…sarahfailin
- idk how I recognized this was nigel farage when i am from the US and can't even recognize my friends when I see them...sarahfailin
- ^ lol samegarbage
- i read its staged. he knows the girl thowing the drink.microkorg
- I wouldn't be surprised. A few years back Alex Jones hired a guy to throw cold coffee on him on his visit to Seattle. He was an amateur professional wrestler.garbage
- You know the world is coming to an end when pro wrestling and politics converge. Trump and Vince McMahon are besties.CyBrainX
- "amateur professional wrestler."kalkal
- If you've never been to an amateur pro wrestling night, you have not lived. I wasn't talking about shit Olympic wrestlers that never made it.garbage
- I'm talking about local circuits and people who think they can break into the WWE or whatever. They put on a show.garbage
- yeah, she looks like a tory. I guess we'll know by whether she gets charged and convicted of assault.sarahfailin
- PhanLo8
- Thanks, didn’t know a thing about him. What a smug, deplorable cunt. We need a revolution or we're all fucked._niko
- Ready for Rishi... to go to California!PhanLo
- Oh, what a surprise!OBBTKN
- Yet another nepo baby, greedy, heartless, non empathetic wanker!utopian
- didnt need to watch this to know is an insufferable cuntautoflavour
- hydro7417
- fuck misspelled portfolio...hydro74
- portFLOLiogarbage
- wanna see my porfolio?HAL9001
- Typical designer... can’t spell for shit but it looks kick ass.fooler
- I got hired at a small agency early in my career with the same spelling. They didn't notice lolaliastime
- I'm the great Porfolio!maquito
- Are you threatening me!?monospaced
- JUST BUILD ITmilfhunter
- Build your porfolio with Kropmilfhunter
- Porkfoliomisterhow
- your fiver guy is getting lazy.sted
- Go have a glass of por winestoplying
- One of the best designers I ever knew was at my first job. If you gave him three words, at least one of them was misspelled.CyBrainX
- Natalie Pormanstoplying
- Nutter5
Video Games...
A bit like a simple GTA / Simpsons Hit & Run. Very charming from what little I've played so far.
https://store.steampowered.com/a…
- _niko4
Karen of the Day
what a fucking unhinged psycho
- Cro-Magnon Karen of the Day. It's baffling that she's a lawmaker, she should go find a cave to paint.garbage
- absolute fruitloop. She's an angry little beast. When people like this can speak at the highest level of government, it does worry me somewhat.Ianbolton
- The funniest thing is she actively speaks for Christian values.. but she was also actively banging members at her gym.garbage
- The most confusing part is.. who the fuck would want to fuck that?garbage
- bleach blond bad built butch bodyfooler
- Worst of the worst. She's such a vile cunt.elahon
- I can't stress enough how bizarre it felt to watch this. The Onion became real. Insane.maquito
- and, she seems awfully easy to parody.maquito
- idiocracyzaq
- knuckle dragging neanderthalutopian
- speak like the populace you want votes fromsrhadden
- Trust me, she's not playing linguistic chess to manipulate a voter base. There are so many people just as fucking stupid as her in the deep south.garbage
- Ramanisky212
- Poison for your soul and your body.ApeRobot
- WOTDimbecile
- QBN approvedNBQ00
- Real GAMOnbq
- Kewpie or GTFO.Continuity
- ^ This man mayos. That or Duke's.
Also this isn't real at all. It's hilarious to think how many FB magats fell for this.garbage - https://x.com/Photog…imbecile
- It is real mayo of course. It’s still oil and eggs.monospaced
- Sassy? I’m a true wokester and lemme tell you that is offensivenb
- lolmonospaced
- I'm so tired of Pride.i_monk
- mort_9
No Pride, QBN?
I upvoted the gay mayonnaise in pic of the day. You’re welcome. Happy to do my bit.