5-word Make a Sad Story
5-word Make a Sad Story
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- sarahfailin2
I asked. She said no.
- CyBrainX2
Donald Trump in any sentence.
- set2
You are not important, sunshine.
- gonzalle2
I procrastinate on QBN again.
- Fax_Benson0
I lost my selfie stick
- detritus-1
I never met my love.
- Hope came here to die.detritus
- My milkshake brings no boys.detritus
- My lighthouse brings the buoysFax_Benson
- ..to the harbourFax_Benson
- How much didn't you pay?pango
- Milan0
are we 12 years old?
- some of us may well be.renderedred
- Milan can't take a joketwentyfive
- 5timuli0
That one didn't make it.
- I know "didn't" is a contraction, but this is a true story. When I was in my early teens my dog escaped through the side gate, ran up to the main road, and5timuli
- got hit by a car. He was rushed to the vet, where the cunt just put him on a table and left him there "to see if he regained any power in his legs".5timuli
- This happened around noon, and we had no word by 6pm. The vet lived in the house attached to the office, so I went up and knocked on the door – no answer.5timuli
- I sat on the wall outside and waited.
About 30 mins later the vet walked out of his front door and asked me why the hell I was sitting on his wall, to which I5timuli - replied "My dog is in there, he got hit by a car. Is he ok?"
His stone cold reply was "That one didn't make it." He turned around and went back in his house.5timuli - This was over 30 years ago so hopefully the cunt’s dead by now.5timuli
- imbecile1
Oops, I did it again.
- nb1
Hit me baby, one more...
- face_melter1
Spasm Smash XXXOXOX Ox Ass
- Continuity1
DHL came, I was shitting.
- maquito0
Shat my pants asleep again.
- kingsteven1
can you hear me?
no.
- Morning_star-3
There is no love between us anymore.
- I'm noticign a pattern.
How many fingers do you have on your left hand?Nairn - Nairn, he's from the West Country, not the Isle of Man!fadein11
- To be honest I was watching a Sky Arts Rock Photography thing last night and there was a bit about Joy Division and I was 'inspired' :)Morning_star
- those two extra fingers are no excuse,
we have all been like that before,
learn how to control your substances.sted - ^ tru.Morning_star
- I'm noticign a pattern.
- Bluejam0
Where is the fucking exit?
- cannonball19781
Mom! You need to knock!
- sted1
"I have jury duty today"
- pedromendez0
I only kissed him once
- Fax_Benson1
wrong number; better than nothing.