5-word Make a Sad Story
5-word Make a Sad Story
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- Nairn2
- lol, just noticed the dude in the windowNairn
- He's reaming mummy now.Continuity
- Hemmingway wrote thissarahfailin
- I loll'dpedromendez
- 6 wordsimbecile
- six words!imbecile
- Yeah, I know!Nairn
- bahaha, my aunt got this for my brother and I when we were kids.ben_
- lolimbecile
- We need a 6 words make a sad story threadSimonFFM
- And now we know what your mom got.palimpsest
- hang on, do people think doesn't is two words?lowimpakt
- you just pushed it too far with this.sted
- its a contraction. what else is it other than two words?Nairn
- no 871 in the cunt thread, and now six words here%"+!
qbn has a dyscalculia issuested - tldrFax_Benson
- Shut up Nairn you annoying pedant. It has it's own entry in the American dictionary, it's one word: https://www.merriam-…Khurram
- Oh joy, Kuz is back.Nairn
- 5timuli0
That one didn't make it.
- I know "didn't" is a contraction, but this is a true story. When I was in my early teens my dog escaped through the side gate, ran up to the main road, and5timuli
- got hit by a car. He was rushed to the vet, where the cunt just put him on a table and left him there "to see if he regained any power in his legs".5timuli
- This happened around noon, and we had no word by 6pm. The vet lived in the house attached to the office, so I went up and knocked on the door – no answer.5timuli
- I sat on the wall outside and waited.
About 30 mins later the vet walked out of his front door and asked me why the hell I was sitting on his wall, to which I5timuli - replied "My dog is in there, he got hit by a car. Is he ok?"
His stone cold reply was "That one didn't make it." He turned around and went back in his house.5timuli - This was over 30 years ago so hopefully the cunt’s dead by now.5timuli
- utopian-1
69 days left of Trump.
- maquito0
Shat my pants asleep again.
- grafician2
"Grab her by the pussy"
- cannonball1978-2
I said I wanted blonde.
- Why downvotes? You never had a bad haircut?cannonball1978
- grafician-2
I was kind of hoping.
- monNom-1
The United States of America
- PonyBoy2
and Bennn proceeded to explain
- Bluejam1
Born. Eat. Shit. Work. Die.
- Live. Love. Fuck.jagara
- Bacon. Puppies. Music.jagara
- Live on a commune and farm and don't work.doggydoggdog
- Nairn-4
stepdad's smells of stepdaughter's pussy.
/sorry.
- Nairn1
Configuring Windows Updates 23% Complete.
- Krassy0
"Best one yet" Apple Event!
- Morning_star-3
There is no love between us anymore.
- I'm noticign a pattern.
How many fingers do you have on your left hand?Nairn - Nairn, he's from the West Country, not the Isle of Man!fadein11
- To be honest I was watching a Sky Arts Rock Photography thing last night and there was a bit about Joy Division and I was 'inspired' :)Morning_star
- those two extra fingers are no excuse,
we have all been like that before,
learn how to control your substances.sted - ^ tru.Morning_star
- I'm noticign a pattern.
- misterhow-2
Fastball hit my big toe
- Morning_star3
It's not you, it's me.
- Bluejam0
Where is the fucking exit?
- Krassy7
RIP... we barely knew ya
- shellie0
Wearing my late father's shirt.
- pedromendez0
I only kissed him once