5-word Make a Sad Story
5-word Make a Sad Story
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- 5timuli0
That one didn't make it.
- I know "didn't" is a contraction, but this is a true story. When I was in my early teens my dog escaped through the side gate, ran up to the main road, and5timuli
- got hit by a car. He was rushed to the vet, where the cunt just put him on a table and left him there "to see if he regained any power in his legs".5timuli
- This happened around noon, and we had no word by 6pm. The vet lived in the house attached to the office, so I went up and knocked on the door – no answer.5timuli
- I sat on the wall outside and waited.
About 30 mins later the vet walked out of his front door and asked me why the hell I was sitting on his wall, to which I5timuli - replied "My dog is in there, he got hit by a car. Is he ok?"
His stone cold reply was "That one didn't make it." He turned around and went back in his house.5timuli - This was over 30 years ago so hopefully the cunt’s dead by now.5timuli
- Nairn2
- lol, just noticed the dude in the windowNairn
- He's reaming mummy now.Continuity
- Hemmingway wrote thissarahfailin
- I loll'dpedromendez
- 6 wordsimbecile
- six words!imbecile
- Yeah, I know!Nairn
- bahaha, my aunt got this for my brother and I when we were kids.ben_
- lolimbecile
- We need a 6 words make a sad story threadSimonFFM
- And now we know what your mom got.palimpsest
- hang on, do people think doesn't is two words?lowimpakt
- you just pushed it too far with this.sted
- its a contraction. what else is it other than two words?Nairn
- no 871 in the cunt thread, and now six words here%"+!
qbn has a dyscalculia issuested - tldrFax_Benson
- Shut up Nairn you annoying pedant. It has it's own entry in the American dictionary, it's one word: https://www.merriam-…Khurram
- Oh joy, Kuz is back.Nairn
- nb1
Hit me baby, one more...
- imbecile1
Oops, I did it again.
- microkorg0
What is that up ahead?
- face_melter1
Spasm Smash XXXOXOX Ox Ass
- cannonball19780
Officer, I'm grabbing my wallet.
- rzu-rzu0
game data corrupted, start again
- utopian-1
69 days left of Trump.
- Continuity1
DHL came, I was shitting.
- hans_glib0
who turned off the lights?
- grafician-2
I was kind of hoping.
- monNom-1
The United States of America
- maquito0
Shat my pants asleep again.
- PonyBoy2
and Bennn proceeded to explain
- sarahfailin0
She prefers cider over beer.
- grafician2
"Grab her by the pussy"
- sarahfailin0
She said she was clean.
- sarahfailin0
He said he loved me.
- kingsteven1
can you hear me?
no.