5-word Make a Sad Story
5-word Make a Sad Story
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- instrmntl3
They forgot the special sauce.
- Nairn2
Expected: Omelette. Instead, Scrambled Egg.
- Bluejam1
Born. Eat. Shit. Work. Die.
- Live. Love. Fuck.jagara
- Bacon. Puppies. Music.jagara
- Live on a commune and farm and don't work.doggydoggdog
- cannonball19783
It's great for your portfolio.
- robotron3k0
We're out of toliet paper.
- Robo can't spell toilet. Sad!detritus
- makes sense that the man correcting the spelling of 'toilet' is named 'detritus'PonyBoy
- Spank you very much.robotron3k
- If you're shitting pebbles you should check your diet, yo!detritus
- ohhh... let's be honest... on the rare occasion it means "shit"... "debris.. or waste of any kind" :)PonyBoy
- As was intended when chosen :)detritus
- autoflavour3
now my finger smells bad
- microkorg3
Ouch, that's the wrong hole!
- mort_2
My granddaughter is HIV positive
- sarahfailin0
Harvey Weinstein is my stepdad.
- Nairn1
Configuring Windows Updates 23% Complete.
- Continuity2
I woke up again today.
- Krassy0
"Best one yet" Apple Event!
- dibec2
breath, crawl, walk, run, die.
- rzu-rzu1
We apologize for the inconvenience.
- Nairn2
Adobe reset my prefs again.
- rzu-rzu2
when is daddy coming back?
- Akagiyama1
We had a good life.
- prophetone1
Irreversible environmental change, fertility nonexistent