Signs your getting old?
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- Ramanisky23
Every time I sit down I let out a big “ahhhhhh”
- drgs3
- maquito0
Had to edit an 8min vid of some keynote slides with a bunch of animations, pre-recorded v/o and a subtle soundtrack following the silences between each v/o bit... in one day.
Even if I first thought “meh, been there, done that”, it was just terrible. Worst thing I had to do in the last 3/4 years. I eventually thought I wasn’t going to make it.
30 y/o me is probably still laughing at his older, slower, dumber version {:(
- Horp0
You know, for all the years I was locked out of QBN I was quite happy just checking in and reading the latest posts, almost every day.
QBN was not diminished by my absence, in fact I preferred QBN without me in it. It was enhanced.
But each time this thread got bumped I would get an overwhelming desire... a need even... to say
It's "you're, not your".
My only comfort in those times was that the very first comment under the OP was Monospaced pointing out the error.
I felt like that one guy from that one space movie who was behind the book case the whole time, sending dust messages to his kids about never going behind the book case or whatever.
Now I have access, so can I just say it's "you're" not "your".
Thank you. It means a lot to me.
- I've just....it's... I'm sorry, I'm really emotional right now because I just carried it for so long, you know? And now I don't need to anymore...Horp
- Which, you know, that great. Truly it is. A lightness, a relief, you know? But still, there's this sense of what will I do now? With the gap? This lightness?Horp
- I'm sorry. Such a stupid scene. I'll be okay. Give me a minute. I'll be okay.
*blows nose*Horp
- canoe1
Instagram posts with at least one hashtag gain 12.6% more engagement than those without. Ho hum.
- whatthefunk18
- Well holllllyshit.Ramanisky2
- LMAO!!!!oey_oey
- marychain approvedPhanLo
- Pre-lubedAkagiyama
- you guys are grossshapesalad
- Describe your sex life...ApeRobot
- Homepage!!OBBTKN
- Why wasn't I tagged in this picture?palimpsest
- I haven't thought of Marychain in a long time. You know he's a diaper-slider.CyBrainX
- Give her a rose before you give her the hose.Akagiyama
- he looks like a sick fuckfadein11
- flol at "diaper sider".
Also thanks for ruining pulling panties to the side for me forever.garbage - Do we know which one is talking?Fax_Benson
- Spiderwebs and a windsock on a calm day.Wordsworth
- hans_glib0
i was helping my dad unpack his new outdoor umbrella stand at the weekend - i could barely lift the thing! ok it was 35kg and extremely unwieldy, but even so. enfeeblement is well under way...
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Rings are the answershapesalad
- You can't barely lift it... But, and your father? Imagine what a shame...OBBTKN
- omahadesigns0
Peyronie
- Fax_Benson2
I'm so bored of cleaning my teeth. Like, really bored.
I'll do it. I'd say that I'm pretty good at it. Good technique. But Christ, I can't imagine having to do it for another 30+ years.
- Nairn0
I think I might need to kill myself.
I've just realised that Youtube dropped me onto some jazz and I've only realised about a half hour in what I'm listening to.
Is this how it happens? Is it just happensjazz?
I fucking hate Jazz, yet here I am.
Old.
- omahadesigns-4
- Dude looks like a lady.utopian
- thats the face she makes when shes on top toocannonball1978
- man in dragshapesalad
- well, she doesn't look half good either. amirite?fooler
- Man Hands!
https://www.youtube.…fooler - When he was a British MP he was famous for having having two jags.Horp
- She looks like she’d break your ankles, chain you to a bed, and make you write a bookscarabin
- lol @utopianplash
- Beeswax9
Having a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Looking forward to the anesthetic that everyone praises.- If you are under anesthetic, how will you enjoy the colonoscopydrgs
- I trust you're eating a filthy kebab this evening?Nairn
- They’re called poppersfuturefood
- Enjoy being sodomised by a camera!Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- Only be concerned if you feel both hands on your shoulders.hydro74
- funny, hydro.hotroddy
- lol hydro_niko
- @cont. jesus fuck! that's how far up they go?!?pango
- https://www.youtube.…Elwin74
- @pango, all the way to lake ontariohotroddy
- The worst part is the prep. That stuff works fast too! The anesthetic is amazing before it knocks you out. I can see why MJ was hooked.Akagiyama
- Lubed, subdued and ready to view.Nairn
- @hotknobby and then all the way back down to Mississippi river like your tits.pango
- hope all goes wellstoplying
- @pango Right? Looking forward to middle age, yet? You, too, will have a camera up your butt so far, you'll be puking it out.Continuity
- prophetone0
- fuk tik tokhans_glib
- ^ another sign right therehans_glib
- exactly this is legit lol so who cares about the platform? oh sorry forgot old people who are out of touch u getz the L old man happy birthday grimaceprophetone
- we need tik tok embed alreadyYakuZoku
- by the time we got Vimeo embeds hardly anyone posted there as much anymoreYakuZoku
- I love Steely Dan. It's about DAN time!stoplying
- NBQ000
...if you can't understand why people do the "ghosting" thing aka being cunts instead of just being proper upfront and honest.
- most people can't handle the truth, that's why most other people ghost them instead of trying to explain why it didn't worked outgrafician
- ^ like when people go to job interviews, accept the job, then don’t show up for work. Been hearing that “ghost” story a lot lately.toemaas
- People are lazy and want the easy way out. Too many think it's 'ok' to ghost as it's easier for them. It's just lazy, sad, and pathetic.formed
- @graf - most people can handle the truth but the wimpy, classless, slugs of society don't have the charisma , tact nor integrity to keep it real.canoe