Signs your getting old?
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- hans_glib3
my standard bike rides seem to be taking longer for some reason
- It's not you, it's your bike. You need a new bike.palimpsest
- i have a new bikehans_glib
- Switch gearsimbecile
- Grease the kneesNairn
- Not bad. Now you have more time to enjoy the views ;)OBBTKN
- Get an even newer bikepango
- It's always the bike. Get a new onemisterhow
- print('My name is Hans')
print('Banana Time')garbage - Get an electric bike. Solved.formed
- you're riding it wrongdbloc
- The seat may need raised. Leaving a lot of power on the table with a low seat.section_014
- are you saying i've got a sagging arse?hans_glib
- stoplying5
I participated in a game called "Nothing but Net" at my son's soccer practice last night. Everyone on the team places a ball on the 6 yard box, and has to kick it into the net - can't touch the ground. You advance to the penalty spot (12 yards), then the 18 yard box, etc.
Today I feel new pains in my hamstring, hips and lower back which are a stark reminder that I am in fact, getting old. But I outlasted most of the 10/11 year olds so not all bad.
- hans_glib3
i cycled through camden town & market yesterday and was saddened to see how tawdry it's become.
- fooler11
Instead of paying an exorbitant amount of money on concert tickets I've started to prefer to staying at home and watching live youtube clips of their recent shows. I don't have to deal with parking, crowds, bathroom lines, $14 beers and I get to skip the "here's a new song" parts.
- Doing this bullshit "This song is called ___" is so fucking anti-climatic, it should be illegal to say during a concert and fined heavily.crazyprick
- Big concert venues are the worst.section_014
- zaq4
- Dear God, no?Nairn
- I'm falling apart but there's no way I'm ageing as quickly as the fella on the left.Fax_Benson
- Don't worry it's all just AI...yuekit
- If they look that old it just makes me feel younger.palimpsest
- fooler3
I started carrying cash again because I can't read my bar tab on the tiny receipt anymore and don't want to bring my reading glasses out to the bars.
- Morning_star26
The postman knocked on my door this morning with a package. I opened the door and we exchanged some typically British pleasantries regarding the 'lovely weather'. I then answered what i thought was a request for my name. Ed I said, 'cause that's my name. He bent down and stroked our cat "What a lovely cat you are Ed, I bet you're gonna have fun warming your belly in the sun today.", it took a few seconds for me to process what had occurred.
Before I could correct him, he handed me the package and walked to the end of the garden path with the cat in tow. As he walked through the gate he introduced cat 'Ed' to a very enthusiastic bunch of primary school kids who fawned, like they do, with lots of ahhhs and ohhhhs and cautious stroking. The cat loves this kinda fuss and the general kurfuffle attracted even more kids and mums. There must have been 15 people gathered around our Postman and the cat as he introduced 'Ed' to the street.
Fast forward to 3:30 and the kids are walking home from the school full of sunshine and youthful spirit and through the open windows i hear 'can we go meet Ed and stroke his belly...he does'nt bite.'
I'm getting my hearing tested and i'm going to have to change my name :)
- Lolscarabin
- What’s the cats name?monospaced
- Alandee-dubs
- lol this is aceMrT
- 'Lovely weather' is such an easy and polite greeting. they look at you weird if you say it where I live.hotroddy
- lol, Ed's the talk of the block now.garbage
- 'Ed crapped on the front lawn again !'
'Look at Ed licking his anus'
'Ed is choking up hairballs on the carpet'd_gitale - ed's licking his own balls!pango
- Lovely storySimonFFM
- Top cat, Ed is!
This story is awesome. :DContinuity - putting Ed in Pedo.rootlock
- NBQ000
I remember a time when desktop programs haven't been called apps yet and I found it weird once they were all called "apps" and now it's weird to call them programs.
- whatthefunk1
- Where is Japan? https://www.theguard…pablo28
- Sitzpinkler über allesd_gitale
- you can determine if a country is third world by the state of its public bathrooms. don't sit on toilets if you're in the 3rd world.hotroddy
- omahadesigns0
I don't wake up with boners anymore.
- whatthefunk9
- Yeah!!!NBQ00
- yupYakuZoku
- That was a good year!formed
- It was a good time to be 11 and just getting into “my” musicmonospaced
- My teen soundtrack. Feels.jagara
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- letterhead2
- All house Industries fonts, Emigre etc..
All gone!letterhead - Hoefler Type Foundry fonts, Futura, Helvetica. Gone!
Fuck!letterhead - convert themshapesalad
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- All house Industries fonts, Emigre etc..
- NBQ00-3
- I'm sure she's proud.omahadesigns
- I can smell this gifutopian
- Sex traffickingjmckinno