Signs your getting old?
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- CyBrainX3
I saw Oppenheimer in the IMAX theater on Sunday. The sound was excruciating to the point that I won't ever see a movie in that theater again. To be honest, I think I would have reacted the same way at any age. It's not even an action movie.
- pango0
I wear earplugs at a concert?
- utopian0
Is dating a 22 yr old Betty too young?
- Not if youre Al Pacino
-SHULAShulaDon92 - Not if you're Leo Di CaprioNBQ00
- enjoy your turn. life is shortzardoz
- Not if youre Al Pacino
- Ramanisky24
- safe at last.
correct thread for thissarahfailin - I went to kick a giant bee/wasp the other day and the little fucker pulled a matrix move on me, I went down like a tree. This would have been perfect.Ramanisky2
- Fentanyl zombies appreciation badgemaquito
- You youngsters can have a laugh, but 97 year old people with late stage osteoporosis appreciate like these.jagara
- *will appreciatejagara
- I'm going to just throw it out there: There's a recall on my car's airbag because it might spontaneously deploy. What if that happens with one of these?garbage
- You're checking the eggs in the carton and the store and violently become a balloon.garbage
- I'm guessing the accelerometer is primed for Z x X/Y swing? It would be hilarious if somebody bought one just to do a cartwheel in it.garbage
- lol @ violently become a balloonRamanisky2
- safe at last.
- drgs3
- Horp0
You know, for all the years I was locked out of QBN I was quite happy just checking in and reading the latest posts, almost every day.
QBN was not diminished by my absence, in fact I preferred QBN without me in it. It was enhanced.
But each time this thread got bumped I would get an overwhelming desire... a need even... to say
It's "you're, not your".
My only comfort in those times was that the very first comment under the OP was Monospaced pointing out the error.
I felt like that one guy from that one space movie who was behind the book case the whole time, sending dust messages to his kids about never going behind the book case or whatever.
Now I have access, so can I just say it's "you're" not "your".
Thank you. It means a lot to me.
- I've just....it's... I'm sorry, I'm really emotional right now because I just carried it for so long, you know? And now I don't need to anymore...Horp
- Which, you know, that great. Truly it is. A lightness, a relief, you know? But still, there's this sense of what will I do now? With the gap? This lightness?Horp
- I'm sorry. Such a stupid scene. I'll be okay. Give me a minute. I'll be okay.
*blows nose*Horp
- NBQ000
...if you can't understand why people do the "ghosting" thing aka being cunts instead of just being proper upfront and honest.
- most people can't handle the truth, that's why most other people ghost them instead of trying to explain why it didn't worked outgrafician
- ^ like when people go to job interviews, accept the job, then don’t show up for work. Been hearing that “ghost” story a lot lately.toemaas
- People are lazy and want the easy way out. Too many think it's 'ok' to ghost as it's easier for them. It's just lazy, sad, and pathetic.formed
- @graf - most people can handle the truth but the wimpy, classless, slugs of society don't have the charisma , tact nor integrity to keep it real.canoe
- Nairn0
I think I might need to kill myself.
I've just realised that Youtube dropped me onto some jazz and I've only realised about a half hour in what I'm listening to.
Is this how it happens? Is it just happensjazz?
I fucking hate Jazz, yet here I am.
Old.
- whatthefunk18
- Well holllllyshit.Ramanisky2
- LMAO!!!!oey_oey
- marychain approvedPhanLo
- Pre-lubedAkagiyama
- you guys are grossshapesalad
- Describe your sex life...ApeRobot
- Homepage!!OBBTKN
- Why wasn't I tagged in this picture?palimpsest
- I haven't thought of Marychain in a long time. You know he's a diaper-slider.CyBrainX
- Give her a rose before you give her the hose.Akagiyama
- he looks like a sick fuckfadein11
- flol at "diaper sider".
Also thanks for ruining pulling panties to the side for me forever.garbage - Do we know which one is talking?Fax_Benson
- Spiderwebs and a windsock on a calm day.Wordsworth
- hans_glib0
i was helping my dad unpack his new outdoor umbrella stand at the weekend - i could barely lift the thing! ok it was 35kg and extremely unwieldy, but even so. enfeeblement is well under way...
- https://www.youtube.…shapesalad
- Rings are the answershapesalad
- You can't barely lift it... But, and your father? Imagine what a shame...OBBTKN
- prophetone0
- fuk tik tokhans_glib
- ^ another sign right therehans_glib
- exactly this is legit lol so who cares about the platform? oh sorry forgot old people who are out of touch u getz the L old man happy birthday grimaceprophetone
- we need tik tok embed alreadyYakuZoku
- by the time we got Vimeo embeds hardly anyone posted there as much anymoreYakuZoku
- I love Steely Dan. It's about DAN time!stoplying
- Fax_Benson2
I'm so bored of cleaning my teeth. Like, really bored.
I'll do it. I'd say that I'm pretty good at it. Good technique. But Christ, I can't imagine having to do it for another 30+ years.
- drgs3
- ok_not_ok0
- Sigh.
Yeah.Continuity - this could be fun if it wasn't in Huntington Beach.capn_ron
- My friend literally just sent this to me.cannonball1978
- Sigh.
- Beeswax9
Having a colonoscopy tomorrow.
Looking forward to the anesthetic that everyone praises.- If you are under anesthetic, how will you enjoy the colonoscopydrgs
- I trust you're eating a filthy kebab this evening?Nairn
- They’re called poppersfuturefood
- Enjoy being sodomised by a camera!Continuity
- https://i.imgur.com/…Continuity
- Only be concerned if you feel both hands on your shoulders.hydro74
- funny, hydro.hotroddy
- lol hydro_niko
- @cont. jesus fuck! that's how far up they go?!?pango
- https://www.youtube.…Elwin74
- @pango, all the way to lake ontariohotroddy
- The worst part is the prep. That stuff works fast too! The anesthetic is amazing before it knocks you out. I can see why MJ was hooked.Akagiyama
- Lubed, subdued and ready to view.Nairn
- @hotknobby and then all the way back down to Mississippi river like your tits.pango
- hope all goes wellstoplying
- @pango Right? Looking forward to middle age, yet? You, too, will have a camera up your butt so far, you'll be puking it out.Continuity
- Nutter7
I just had it!
... it must be around here somewhere...
grumble grumble grumble
I mean it can't just disappear!?
Turns around a few times looking at spots already looked at
Considers buying a new one and stop searching
Tries tracing last steps before it vanished...
Nothing
Walks back and forth a few times
grumble grumble grumble
About to give up...
Ah there it is!
.... Now where did I put that other thing?
- A month ago I bought a hat, 2 weeks later lost it, nowhere to be found. Bought another, then found the first one yesterday.
In the fucking freezer. WTF?Akagiyama - Another sign...I meant to post about my hat yesterday, got distracted, and forgot until just now. :|Akagiyama
- Another sign...I meant to post about my hat yesterday, got distracted, and forgot until just now. :|Akagiyama
- ha ha, maybe you wanted a hat to cool you down? But that is quite the distracted placement.Nutter
- Damn double post. Yeah, maybe my brain wanted me to cool off a little. lolAkagiyama
- ^ lolgarbage
- I chopped up a shit ton of veg to roast in the oven for a side.Tossed them in. Email check, went back to the kitchen and started to chop up a shit ton of veg..garbage
- I've been like this my entire life. I'll never know when I'm senile.CyBrainX
- "You merely adopted by senility. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.”garbage
- A month ago I bought a hat, 2 weeks later lost it, nowhere to be found. Bought another, then found the first one yesterday.
- maquito13
2 pints I had last night. TWO. PINTS.
Massive headache. Bad quality sleep.
Need a nap.- Our days of 4 consecutive clubbing nights are loooooong over, my friend.Continuity
- need better quality alcoholimbecile
- I feel you...OBBTKN
- But, but... 2 pints? Bad quality beer, sureOBBTKN
- Yup, I think it was bad beermaquito
- https://giphy.com/gi…palimpsest
- Less drinking, more thinking.ideaist
- Went on vacation last week with family and friends. First day me and the guys drank A LOT. The rest of the week was to recover from the damagedmay
- lolmaquito
- Draft beer or bottled/can?stoplying
- Draftmaquito
- Hey Maquito, good to hear, you're still alive!SimonFFM
- I can't do a lot of beer anymore, same thing. Try some good tequila. So far, I've had no hangovers and the good stuff is really good!formed
- i just had 10+ beers and feeling fine. I think you got roofiedmilfhunter
- with two drinks I'll feel it if I didn't eat well or drank late. I even get pot hangovers from gummies. I didn't even think that was possible.CyBrainX
- kreydle5
Twenty+ years of mouse clicking now has me with some carpal tunnel or ulnar nerve issues. Yay. And this just happened out of nowhere.
- I did everything to avoid carpal and what did I get? Lipoma. There is no way to win. I exercise 3 times a week and now have 2 varicose veins ..coldarchon
- Years ago, I had severe pain in my back, neck and wrists... I changed my posture, bought a tall desk and that's where all the problems endedOBBTKN
- Switch the left/right mouse mapping too. I now click with middle finger... my index is fucked.shapesalad
- Try a vertical mouse https://fulfillman-c…pablo28
- Posture awareness, a good mouse (that one Logitech), and a kitchen timer on the desk. CDN TM8. Set intervals to remind yourself to take a break..garbage
- ..and roll through your wrist and hand stretches. About a decade ago had such bad carpal that I couldn't even sleep at night.garbage
- Don't even notice it now, and thank fuck I didn't go down the surgery route. There are too many cases of the procedure making it worse. YMMV.garbage
- Me too. I'm now alternating between wacom & vertical mouse and it seems to be helpingletterhead
- It didn't happen out of nowhere. It happened over twenty+ years.jagara
- I've heard that Wacom users don't get issues like this. It's such a hard habit to get into. I don't think I'd ever be able to stick with it.CyBrainX