Signs your getting old?

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  • Ramanisky24

    Wearable AirBags .... Finally.

    • safe at last.
      correct thread for this
      sarahfailin
    • I went to kick a giant bee/wasp the other day and the little fucker pulled a matrix move on me, I went down like a tree. This would have been perfect.Ramanisky2
    • Fentanyl zombies appreciation badgemaquito
    • You youngsters can have a laugh, but 97 year old people with late stage osteoporosis appreciate like these.jagara
    • *will appreciatejagara
    • I'm going to just throw it out there: There's a recall on my car's airbag because it might spontaneously deploy. What if that happens with one of these?garbage
    • You're checking the eggs in the carton and the store and violently become a balloon.garbage
    • I'm guessing the accelerometer is primed for Z x X/Y swing? It would be hilarious if somebody bought one just to do a cartwheel in it.garbage
    • lol @ violently become a balloonRamanisky2

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