Signs your getting old?
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- doggydoggdog-2
I'm tired all the time, my stomach has some fat
- OBBTKN5
I have 5 days of holiday, perfect to take the bike and do some routes...
But it's cold and it's raining heavily, so I've decided to put the Christmas dishes in advance, in the heat of the fireplace, and fill the freezer.
A perfect excuse to get a little drunk and rest for once!
- NBQ00-4
How do you dye short beard stubble? I have a bit of grey hairs there but nothing extreme. Still it makes me look a little older than necessary.
But seems pointless to dye when I trim it every other day and it's not a lush beard but just a stubble?
- I use latex house paintYakuZoku
- I use Rust-Oleum spray paintutopian
- blackened onion dustFax_Benson
- grey in your 20's, gene therapy may help?fadein11
- I never said I was in my 20'sNBQ00
- oh, my badfadein11
- Don't do it. I have a friend that dies his beard and ended up looking like Billy Maysfooler
- Girls love gray hair, at least mine does ;)OBBTKN
- sharpiespango
- also girls appreciates consistency. make sure you dye your pubes as well.pango
- Dye your head grey so it matches.bezoar
- Grey reducing beard wash. Use when you shower each time. Looks mor natural but over time darkens.falcadia
- Falcadia, which product any recommendations?NBQ00
- Just For Men Control GX Grey Reducing Beard Wash Shampoo, Gradually Colors Mustache and Beard, Leaves Facial Hair Softer and Fuller.falcadia
- https://www.amazon.c…falcadia
- lajj14
My kid and my GF are leaving for a short trip to her parent's for 2 days. Cant wait to finish work and get home to deep clean the living room's carpet with this new shampoo and shopvac attachment I just ordered.
- Yes!monospaced
- Looking forward to updates!whatthefunk
- So jealous! Don't forget to spray some ScotchGard for carpets afterwards!nbq
- lolYakuZoku
- ha haNutter
- lol, I had last sunday to myself and spent the day in housepants doing overdue chores... it was great.Nairn
- living the dream!dmay
- We are all slowly turning into our grandmothers.ideaist
- Tell me more about the shopvac attachment you mentioned.fooler
- Wife wife left for the weekend and I spent 20 hours reorganizing and cleaning the basement and garage.monospaced
- Pics or it didn't happen.CyBrainX
- Ramanisky28
- No joke, this is a trend amongst the high school boys around here. Saw a bunch of them after school wearing these out in the freezing cold. With socks.monospaced
- sexy afnbq
- Let me tell you how comfy these are with the memory foam and I’ve had no issues with frozen cold feet pain. My toes are loving it.Ramanisky2
- Level up with these ankle warmers: https://www.ugg.com/…skinny_puppy
- Oh I’ve had some version of this for years. It’s my winter work from home shoe.monospaced
- RIP Ramoey_oey
- ^ lol ... yupRamanisky2
- get yourself some leg warmers
https://i.imgur.com/…pango - That’s hot pangoRamanisky2
- not hot. Warm!pango
- lol @pangoskinny_puppy
- my heels would get too coldmicrokorg
- ^ :D that's why leg warmers come inpango
- BonSeff10
Pitchfork - The 50 Best Albums of 2023
https://pitchfork.com/features/l…Who the fuck are any of these artists?
- Pitchfork Top50 is nonsense to me since many years nowHAL9001
- more to the point, why is their music so drearily derivative?hans_glib
- if you don't know new blue sun, you must be willfully ignorant. andré 3000 on the flute!imbecile
- I know of only 4 of those names. I reckon the rest are all made up!sab
- I wonder how many of these “artists” can read or write music, or even play an instrument.monospaced
- I know 8.webazoot
- Back in my day we made up names that made sense, not this jibber jabber nonsense today!hydro74
- like being able to read music means a single fucking thing. Johnny Cash couldn't read a lick of music. mono, with the aboslute lib scolding banger yet again.face_melter
- We expect rappers to not be able to read music but even Yanni can’t read music and he makes orchestral masterpieces...ok new age bullshit but still_niko
- That Jaimie Branch album at 28 is amazingIanbolton
- I do like end of year recaps like this. Bleep.com was always good for electro stuff. I don't have the time to keep up these daysIanbolton
- @face, he could play an instrument, face, and he had a solid understanding of timing, melody, chords, harmony, etcmonospaced
- rappers are artists, but not exactly 'musicians' in the traditional sense as they are really just rapping, not making musicmonospaced
- Finally, I never said it had anything to do with anhythin ... it was only a question. The fact you got triggered AF into a little BITCH hissy fit is all on you.monospaced
- MrT3
I occasionally wander around the house with noise-cancelling headphones on, no music, just to see what being a bit deaf might be like. Bonus sign if I'm also just in my undercrackers.
- autoflavour3
walking down my front path yesterday in the rain and slipped the tiniest amount, like less than 10cm.. didn't fall, but twisted my torso in a way which totally fucked my back.
spent all day in bed yesterday, back at work today but still crazy sore and stiff.. sitting in a office chair isn't making it any better.
FML
- Ah it happens dude. I was helping install cables on a job in the woods, slipped a fucker but kept my balance doing some weird splits. Also days of pain :-(PhanLo
- literally feel your pain... one leg went wahey and slid out in front of me this morning and i've absolutely fucked my knee...._me_
- its just so stupid.. like I barely slipped, and its just endless pain at the momentautoflavour
- oey_oey1
When you're peeing while sitting and suddenly you fart and you start shitting before you even finish peeing.
- sounds funAQUTE
- The worst part is having to then excuse yourself from the table.palimpsest
- ^lolYakuZoku
- hydro745
- $432 including taxes and insurance.capn_ron
- I've heard of mortgage insurance but taxes? You get a tax right-off for mortgage interest.CyBrainX
- Trump made sure to remove the tax write off immediately after taking office.monospaced
- PhanLo2
- cha"ris"ma, charm, personableimbecile
- The street youngsters round my way use it to describe the ability to 'chat up' someone.Morning_star
- Your either Count Rizzula, power forward for the Minnesota Rizzlies, or your not, old timerprophetone
- https://www.tiktok.c…prophetone
- https://i.imgur.com/…imbecile
- maquito2
Can’t play blast beat anymore.
- Nairn9
Youtube flipped me over to this shit from some techno that Yuekit posted, and it took me a good 12 minutes to realise.
- I fucking hate jazz, but this shit's so inoffensive, it just gets in under the radar.Nairn
- Stealth drone 2043 gently plays jazz before it targets the top of your brain stem with a high velocity, slightly explosive strike.Nairn
- Also, assuming I'm sharing a YT bubble with at least some of you lot - which one of you cunts is playing this on the regular?!Nairn
- that came up on mine too randomly. I've never once clicked on a video like this at all.capn_ron
- mountain cabin, fireplace, a good book, dog sprawled on a thick rug, cookies almost ready in the oven....... snowing outsideKrassy
- ummm... that might be me.pango
- not really for listening to but to fill the void.pango
- Krassy, don't do that to a city guy, c'mon man :)Wordsworth
- These vids are awesome background music when cooking. Great for sleeping too!Akagiyama
- I wish coffee shops would play this. Instead they lit the idiot baristas DJ with their terrible idiosyncratic crapnb
- "not really for listening to but to fill the void" lolNairn
- I've just clicked on it. Naturally, now I'll get fuckloads of this sort of stuff in my recommendations. Eventually, you will, too, thanks to me.Continuity
- I have tinnitus, so I leave YouTube on autoplay all of the time to fill the void, as pangz says. Their algo is so off on me, it's ridiculous.garbage
- ^go into your watch history on youtube and delete it. you won't get suggested vids related to itAkagiyama
- I've left my office to take a shower. I was listening to Mogwai when I left. When I come back?garbage
- Ben Shapiro squealing about whatever new thing was upsetting his bitch ass.garbage
- lol that guy's voice is just... no.
Never mind his opinions...Nairn - This is why I don't quite believe all the hype about how AI is going to be governing humanity in a few years time.yuekit
- @aka I have to research shitstains like Little Ben, but I have an alternate account for that. Somehow they bleed into my personal YT account.garbage
- @Nairn Even if he wasn't an abject moron addicted to logical fallacies, he always sounds like he's campaigning for "Shrill Wiener of the Year".garbage
- I'd fall asleep if this ever followed any of the mixes I listen to - what was the previous one?timeless
- Bluejam5
- yo dawg, you for real?plash
- It was about time...OBBTKN
- NEVER FORGETRamanisky2
- First world problem?nbq
- fo fizzleutopian
- edibles, tinctures, concentrates...imbecile
- Yep - new Snoop-owned edible weed company incoming.bulletfactory
- yea he is still eating it, just wants to give his lungs a break. Dont worry he is still getting high!Raybandana
- bob marley just turned in his grave..neverscared
- oh thanks Ray, I was worried there but you really helped assure me it's going to be okay, fucking idiotmonospaced
- 'please respect my privacy at this time' usually follows something like "I'm sick" or "My so-and-so died" (usually something tragic)... hope he's not sick :(PonyBoy
- If he's not sick this is kind of a gimpy self reaction to one's own quitting weed. It's not heroin ffs—have a final puff and move on else Death Row just went...PonyBoy
- ... all plush and cuddly.PonyBoy
- He's literally pushing his edibles etc lineNairn
- Signs you're not getting old: You're still confused as to why anybody ever gave a fuck about Snoop. He's so fucking boring.garbage
- He had some forgettable songs and Corona commercials. Always seemed incredibly lame to me.garbage
- Account hacked? Early April Fools'?Krassy
- new vaping product comingsarahfailin
- thoughts and prayerspango
- probably a joke or PR stuntpango
- y'all are talking about it.pango
- stay safe snoop .. u r gointo into unsafe waters...neverscared
- Mono your truly a sick personRaybandana
- Explain or stfu you trump loving Q anom weirdomonospaced
- This has to be announced? "Not sure, feeling cute - might use the bathroom soon."Wordsworth
- https://i.haasie.com…Continuity
- ^ That's the actual explanation.Continuity
- CALLED IT!pango
- flol, so fucking lame.garbage
- lolYakuZoku
- skinny_puppy4
I gardened yesterday evening.
Plus, I hurt everywhere today.
- Update. Everything still hurts. Maybe worse.skinny_puppy
- So, everything everywhere all at once. Hope you feel better soon.Wordsworth
- Fax_Benson8
Yesterday I had to spend a short but not insignificant period working from a laptop in an unfamiliar chair - with slightly too-high and immovable arm rests and no height adjustment - and now I feel like I've been whacked about the back and ribs with a bat.
- wow - can you write for me? love this one sentence more than my last 10 campaignstimeless