Your girlfriend/wife...
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- prophetone0
ask yourself this... does it 'really matter' what she thinks is the norm? we are talking about you and your beer loving here...
and btw, my wife says she's going out 'for a drink' with the girls and then somehow forgets that she gets hammered after two cosmo/martinis but proceeds to have 5 or 6 anyway because oh my my god there so good. i find this to be pretty standard behaviour with female humans in general.
- cannonball19780
"Why do you drink more than me?"
"Because I am a man."
- ETM0
I propose the thread be renamed:
"How to tell if you're an alcoholic or just pussy-whipped?"
- whatthefunk0
My girl downs Long Island Ice Teas like they're water and she says "why didn't you stop me after I had 2" like I'm paying attention to how many she's drinking
- i always thought the more drunk the better until they lock themselves in the bathroom and i'm stuck jerking itJG_LB
- And if you DO say something she'll get mad that you embarrassed her.ETM
- lol - or throws up on themselves and you're carrying her up the stairswhatthefunk
- *Takes picture of puke covered hair.*Saves for argument later.*cannonball1978
- ifeltdave0
me: "i'm going out after work for a drink."
her: "cool see you in a bit"
me: drinks 4-6 beers, stumbles home
her: did you have fun?
me: yesshshh. smokes bowl. goes to sleep.
- futuremongolian0
I'd say she thinks I have around ten, because that's what I usually do. Mind you, she can drink as much as me so she doesn't really care as long as I don't do drugs and stay up all night.
- studderine0
This is why I don't have a girlfriend.
- scarabin0
why would she care?
- hektor9110
Thankfully i dont have an a problem with that. She doesn't drink so I get to go mildly wild and i get to go home safe while she drives.
- teh0
take the pill man and bang the shit outta that ass. like she owes you money or a samich from the kitchen where she belongs.
man up! we all know what alcohol does if you drink too much pop the pill and she will never ask you again.
- ohhhhhsnap0
6-8 drinks in a 3 hour period?
- sublocked0
#simp
- teh0
Gotta deliver man! And when they tie one on its even better cause you can PIITB!